Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Strange how someone posted here about his lips looking no different since fillers.. ......then hey, low and behold he shares a pic about his lip .................looking no different

Aye that was me hen, swerved so far oot ma laine with the sheer audacity

 

[Anti-influencer]

Makes me laugh when he goes oan aboot “his page”, sounds like me 15 year ago at school talking aboot ma bebo page. Mazda move wi the times hen fur the love ae god

 

[peachy-keen]

Pretty sure I said a while ago that a pop up came up on my Instagram about how to apply for a blue tick and that we could all be as famous as him

also notice he’s started following a salon in Glasgow that specialises in hair extensions, we’re maybe away to see a hair journey ma lovelies

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Pretty sure I said a while ago that a pop up came up on my Instagram about how to apply for a blue tick and that we could all be as famous as him

also notice he’s started following a salon in Glasgow that specialises in hair extensions, we’re maybe away to see a hair journey ma lovelies

Eeeee, let’s hope he takes a photie of Peter Andre when he had his extensions for when he wed Jordan

 

[SuzyE]

It's not even summer yet and this stupid man can't cope with the heat already. There's no way he'll survive abroad I still think he's just going away because he wants to be like the other insta huns that do it.
Sad bastard

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Uses brown mascara because black gives him panda eyes ...Newsflash tit head. You have panda eyes without any mascara

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

He doesnae read on this vile app but he took your sunscreen recommendations nusty trolls iykykiydkgtk

 

[Madge2022]

Mario, if a blue tick doesn't define who you are on that app then ask for it to be removed.

I dare you.

I very much doubt you would so shut the duck up and admit you applied for it. Or Deek did.

Ah huv exclusive pichure of Mark Zuckerberg waiting patiently fur Martin tae leave his hame toon so he kin gie him a blue tick #factual

The queen wuz also gonni gie him a knighthood but she died afore she signed it aff.

 

[Danielle0120]

Can someone tattoo I'm a cleaner on his forehead. He doesn't shut the duck up about being one

 

[Madge2022]

Pretty sure I said a while ago that a pop up came up on my Instagram about how to apply for a blue tick and that we could all be as famous as him

also notice he’s started following a salon in Glasgow that specialises in hair extensions, we’re maybe away to see a hair journey ma lovelies

That's a jurney ah canni wait fur

 

[Babybail93]

Can someone tattoo I'm a cleaner on his forehead. He doesn't shut the duck up about being one

Lord knows on his five head there would be room for a full job description too!

 

[Madge2022]

Mebbes we will be gawn oan a Whitney jurney. #singithen

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hmmm.... I can't see any of us taking beauty recommendations off someone who's sat there, like jabba the hutt, you fat slag. So aye.

 

[Madge2022]

It's not even summer yet and this stupid man can't cope with the heat already. There's no way he'll survive abroad I still think he's just going away because he wants to be like the other insta huns that do it.
Sad bastard

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Uses brown mascara because black gives him panda eyes ...Newsflash tit head. You have panda eyes without any mascara

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That's a bit harsh oan the pandas and nae debates.

 

[puddleduck]

How's he screenshoting DMs if he has them closed

 

[Sloppys]

Aye on his 2020 make up haul says he doesnae do mascara. He’s obviously been influenced ma lovelies into buying brown mascara. Lining our wee Soph’s pockets again I see. Idiot. Why not get your own look fantastic code Maz? Might want you some petty cash fur your holidays.
Am I missing something with this weather? Yea it’s been nice and sunny but I wouldn’t exaclty say it’s mega warm. Not warm enough for me to be sat with ma tits oot and fan on

 

[Chez300]

I don’t get it! I’ve had a sweatshirt on all day and shut my window, it’s windy much cooler today. Is the humidity higher up in Paisley or what??

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Which pyjamas are these?? It’s giving Bet Lynch

 

[Madge2022]

I don’t get it! I’ve had a sweatshirt on all day and shut my window, it’s windy much cooler today. Is the humidity higher up in Paisley or what??
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Which pyjamas are these?? It’s giving Bet Lynch
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West coast of Scotland was the hottest today, was about 23 I think, as my car temperature was 30 when I left work at 5.30.. Us Scots aren't equipped for that, we have gingers who will die!!!!

Ah think that wuz his shein hawl, when he said it was a quality material oaf polyester.

Taps aff, moobs oot Martin!
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Current temperature in Paisley, plus remember depending on what day it is, Martin's vinyl flair is either super cool or keeps the heat in.

Mebbes he's gawn tae the North Pole oan holiday.

 

[mammaof3]

Mare stuff that he dosna need.

For the wiki.

 

[Caw1982]

It's not even summer yet and this stupid man can't cope with the heat already. There's no way he'll survive abroad I still think he's just going away because he wants to be like the other insta huns that do it.
Sad bastard

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Uses brown mascara because black gives him panda eyes ...Newsflash tit head. You have panda eyes without any mascara

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Eyes more droopy than the Sorting Hat!

 

[Shrekssister]

Does that fat slag think anyone atinsta knows who he is at all