Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie

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mrsbucket

mrsbucket

Naw as if he's wearing a bleeping vest in the hot tub 💀 Is he three years old? Surprised he hasn't goat a wee legionnaire hat on too. Ahm screaming!

He is trolling us the day I canny believe this is real 🤣
 
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Fanta lemon

Fanta lemon

Just writing masel a wee reminder here ma lovelies to delete the photies of oor Marion in his borat costume from ma phone. If ma husband sees them he'll think I've lost ma bespoke mind 🤣
 
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Babybail93

Babybail93

I’m assuming the inflatable hot tub is at the brother’s hoose. Can’t believe he would rather wear a mankini than get his burger nipples oot 😂
 
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SuzyE

SuzyE

'Small flaws'...Mario, your flaws are massive mate. Let us know if you want us to list them. And you're definitely not known for your looks. Ffs you couldn't make that up 😂

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iris8

He shamed himself, Sitting like highlighter pen, posting a pic that nobody asked for 😎

he didn’t need to share if he felt that uncomfortable. 🤿
 
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blueblue

How is it possible for everyone to be lovely and make him feel fabulous when he doesn't receive or read dms?
 
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pollypoos4

blueblue said:
How is it possible for everyone to be lovely and make him feel fabulous when he doesn't receive or read dms?
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I was wondering exact same thing is it esp via a spiritualist how they hell he getting lovely messages lovlies 😡
 
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G&TGal II

SuzyE said:
'Small flaws'...Mario, your flaws are massive mate. Let us know if you want us to list them. And you're definitely not known for your looks. Ffs you couldn't make that up 😂

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Beat me to it. He is doing his "Lorna best life vibes" speech. But Mario doth protest too much.

We all know you see 'so many men' on the app not only trying but achieving what you perceive as the perfect body as you keep f'ing drooling over them and reposting them for us. Your small flaws are frigging massive mate; if you've got a couple of hours we could list them for you starting with the protractor hairstyle with mange spots, through the bulbous proboscis with cavernous pores, start of a fat neck hump, five hair eyebrows... and ending with the completely toxic narcissistic mean personality.
 
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ohdoris

ohdoris

After that dodgy looking curry, I’m guessing that the bubbles in that hot tub have all come from ooor Mazzas backside !!
 
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DollyTheLamb

DollyTheLamb

Sitting having a few of those 🍹 tonight with my gay friends who are a lovely couple unlike those two misfits. Anyway I showed them the pictures of Marion and DumDim in the hottub ant they both said “ please my eyes, that’s enough to turn us both straight” 😂 ☠🪦
Happy Saturday Ma lovlies 💎👌🏽
 
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Shrekssister

Shrekssister

I just showed my husband the hot tub pictures and he said "I didn't know they made costumes like that for men" with the faintest hint of interest in his voice. So ah'm oan fur a bespoke divorce jurnay ma hens if he rocks up in a primark neon special to the local pool next week
 
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