Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie

[Babybail93]

London Life!!!!!

 

[mrsbucket]

Handles London life lol. He's been once and even then he had to be escorted there and back. He's such a twit.

Came here to say exactly the same thing. "I can handle London life" bahahahaha gie us peace you plonker.

 

[SuzyE]

Aye okay Martin

Wasn't he seen out maskless when he said he had covid?

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Hope him and the orange man get caught up in the Celtic fans championees party in Glasgow city centre.

He's such a middle-aged fanny!

 

[Mum3boys]

1. What the duck is Temu?
2. What is that legging and trainer combo about?
3. “Bint”

Thats aww I’m saying today!

Screaming at this , honest ta goad though bint!!! What the hell is he on must be all the fumes from hunners of reed diffusers

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

It was hearts and hibs playing Martin, calm doon. He blames football for everything lol.
I’m away to the city that is Glasgow to watch the womens cup final tomorrow hens. You’d think Deek would go since his partner is always chanting women on from the rooftops .
No that I’d see him cause I’ll be in the decent end

 

[Madge2022]

Handles London life lol. He's been once and even then he had to be escorted there and back. He's such a twit.

A modern day Dick Whittington, Dick Martin #factual

 

[Curly]

London life….he was there for 12 hours

 

[Lyla001]

How is he gonna manage 'airport life' or 'being abroad life' when this misery trip arrives.. Absolute melt he is.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Grow up ya fat woman!

 

[YR80]

How is he gonna manage 'airport life' or 'being abroad life' when this misery trip arrives.. Absolute melt he is.

I hope he’s booked Benidorm or somewhere for next August when it’s heaving and boiling and the fathead refuses to leave the hotel room.

 

[0906795m]

Dying at the china sea fine dining….cubed chicken curry and fried rice with laminated menus

 

[Caw1982]

Ahahaha what a waste of skin he is. Get ya shiny tracky on with your louse coat and sit in your little crumbling crack den and get cozy as duck hun

 

[Popper]

He needs bint. Megabussed it through to the capital and then did an about turn coz the capital city dared to be busy. This fat loser feels at home in a mingin’ Chinese with laminated menus and no windows. Course he does.

 

[Babybail93]

I’m still reeling at “London Life”. Aye, calm doon Kate Moss

 

[Madge2022]

I’m still reeling at “London Life”. Aye, calm doon Kate Moss

Ah've just hud a visual oaf Martin daeing the advert fur Rimmel, the London look. Except he cud dae a male version called Rimmed

 

[Shrekssister]

How many favourite places does the fat slut havr

 

[laynelo_]

He does realise Greedy only invited him cos she felt bad for him then passively aggressively posted afterwards that he doesn’t leave the house much

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

Hope wee deek enjoys the title party that’s happening right now champions again

 

[SuzyE]

How is he gonna manage 'airport life' or 'being abroad life' when this misery trip arrives.. Absolute melt he is.

Yeah, let's see if his anxiety is through the roof as it should be if he's as bad as what he says it is

You reading here, Mario so you can get practicing for us. You phoney witch

 

[Freefalling]

A modern day Dick Whittington, Dick Martin #factual

I've been in the sun to long today but the Dick Whittington reference has me pure clutching ma beak King Rat his wee pals are in the loft