Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie

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muscadet

If he’s ever watched The Colour Purple I will eat my hat! Another thing that can get filed under never happened
 
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Chez300

muscadet said:
If he’s ever watched The Colour Purple I will eat my hat! Another thing that can get filed under never happened
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Right! Cos I love that film but watched it twice, it’s a lot! and I even have the dvd.

But on another note why are they remaking it?! Do a prequel, sequal even a spin-off ffs
 
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SuzyE

Shut up you whiney, scabby lipped little prick.....As l sit in my conservatory being a lady of leisure
 
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mammaof3

Who is he kidding that he has watched The Color Purple, the kid's ones are his level.

and to say he hates TT he's on it a lot.


 
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no_name

“His fave movie” then the next story is to explain why, and it’s because of singer Fantasia…who isn’t in the original movie……she’s in the remake that isn’t released yet. Am I understanding this right?

Also, the top lip one side is filled more than the other and is hanging down. They look terrible.
 
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mammaof3

Lol

Didn't realise what he was on about with ''from my fav singer.'' so didn't capture it.

I'll add it for context.

and Thsi

Is he dyslexic?


 
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SuzyE

Is he saying he doesn't wear rubber gloves when he cleans the toilets at work

Mario, those two rings together won’t be worth double figures, so they're nothing to brag about. My two sofas probably cost more

 
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Freefalling

I almost coughed myself into 2024 laughing those rings ain't worth shit, apart from sentiment value.

Oh Maz!
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Freefalling said:
I almost coughed myself into 2024 laughing those rings ain't worth shit, apart from sentiment value.

Oh Maz!
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They look like something from Argos cheap jewellery section, I wasn't even looking at the tacky cheap rings it was the horrible chewed up finger nails. Marion the proper word is replate not redipped. They basically clean up and polish the white gold, for his naff rings for that probably could £40.
Why does he wear a wedding band and an engagement ring... When have no plans for marry? He defo like to make out he's a Mr Johnston with both the rings.
 
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G&TGal II

Fat wee slug probably had to have his rings re-sized as they were definitely cutting into his finger. Sizing white gold, they would have automatically been polished and rhodium plated afterwards so it probably suited his narrative to say he was having them refurbed rather than, ‘OMG what a bonus getting them back looking like new after I got so fat they were cutting off my circulation.
 
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Lyla001

I bet Derek has redipped Maz' ring a few times.
......Ill get my coat
 
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AllieBee

He can't read hen. He only reads the epic classic works by Hinch, Greedy and that Rachel Handlebottom or whatever her name is. He's pyoor highbrow when it comes to his books. And when it comes to his actual brows too
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SuzyE said:
Is he saying he doesn't wear rubber gloves when he cleans the toilets at work

Mario, those two rings together won’t be worth double figures, so they're nothing to brag about. My two sofas probably cost more

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Just an excuse to spend more money on stuff he doesn't need.
 
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