Claudine Keane

[Gizmo123!]

I’m actually in the horrors…she just posted about her aunt losing her battle with cancer and how much the lady meant to her…so she posts 2 almost identical l photo’s of herself and Robbie posing and all smiles

 

[Calalily4]

Because the lights are on and no ones home

 

[Make It Stop]

Way do they go everywhere in a buggy. I was in dubai and didn't use a buggy once. I don't get it.

Oh scarlet for you, could you not afford one? (JK)

I’d say it’s all for show!

Does anyone remember an episode of the late late that Claudine was on and Ryan was asking about her Ma in what I thought was a sleazy manner and the camera panned to her Ma in the audience? I always thought that was so weird like her mother becoming known cos she’s a glamour puss who’s daughter bagged a footballer.

 

[Cantstopreading]

Oh claudine does that, ALL THE TIME! the videos are batshit, just gazing down the camera, wobbly most of the time, making people uncomfortable, she does it all

It's mad!!! If she was chocolate she would eat herself. Although she probably wouldn't id say she has never had chocolate!!!

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

What’s goin on with the toes lmao, are they stick on nails?

 

[Canyouactuallycope]

The clothes are so tacky . Who wears LV junk? the private jet picture wasn’t long getting deleted

People who like to display that they have money by wearing stuff with LV or Balenciaga plastered all over it. Only its tacky, not classy.
8 pictures of her standing posing under the flower arch. 8!!!All identical, her vacuously grinning at the camera. I definitely think this one is trying to relive her 20s on Instagram because it was around back then.

 

[Gerry o]

Oh dear god someone please tell his woman what a fool she’s making of herself like what is the purpose of these silly pics of her her her silly smile always like who is she doing it for?!
So so dated this woman is she is stuck
In a time warp and as for her mother no words!

 

[Canyouactuallycope]

Genuine question, why do people follow her? Like besides ex footballer's wife what does she bring? Has she a business or a brand?

I've followed, UNFOLLOWED, refollowed her so many times, it's kind of hilarious and entertaining how vain and full of notions she is, yet so mind numbingly boring. I genuinely don't know if she has a brand or business. Like are WAGS and that whole look not so 2006?

 

[Blondiemum]

She’s an absolute tool. The hack of her she loves herself my god I’m mortified for her. She’s so fake. Teeth, boobs, fillers, hair etc.

 

[Crazycatladyok]

This made me laugh…talk about trying to be part of it, posting a pic of Brooklyn Beckham.

Then she tagged his Grandmother to say congratulations

 

[ahtisyourself]

The pair of them are like something from a horror movie. When the ghost of 2004 and her mutton ma come back to haunt you

 

[not_influenced]

I have to say this one is comedic gold. If you were non the wiser you'd think it was a comedy sketch!

 

[not_influenced]

Am surprised she didn’t turn the camera on herself & start smirking away. She is one absolute bimbo!!!

Silent video of her in front of the casket as it's being lowered into the ground, doing he outfit from top to toe!

 

[kissyfur]

I don’t follow her but I’ve just had a look at the confirmation stories. Dear Jesus I have turned myself inside out with cringe for her. She has zero idea how to film things. The aimless video where she’s trying to show off those roof balloons, god it’s so embarrassing. I almost feel she’s too dim to laugh at.
I don’t agree Robbie look embarrassed though, he looks happy as Larry to me.

 

[TheTeaRooms]

The conformation party was the epitome of tasteless and the decorations in the room were hideous. Are they very religious that conformation is a huge celebration it was like a wedding or milestone birthday party?
The cupcakes with the cross on them?
Claudine running backwards in the car park recording the boys walking?
I didn’t get as far as the speech I dropped out when she was recording herself at the table.
All very strange 2000s shite

 

[paintbynumbers]

Why's her and her auld one always in white? So dated

 

[Dexxie124]

I was at a small charity event late 2019, she was at the table beside me with James Patrice and Clem whatsherface and all that crew. Oh Eoghan Mcadermoot and janes Kavanagh too. Didn’t know them but was on Instagram trying to follow them on Instagram versus what was happening beside me.

I saw her have someone film numerous videos of her walkng around the room before the lunch, it was so so funny to watch, the effort like. Then they spent the entire day on their phones.

Was her Mammy at the table too ?

 

[ahtisyourself]

Swipe right to see all of the amazing Halloween pictures “with her family”

 

[TheTeaRooms]

I feel bad for him too
What he lacks in wardrobe he certainly makes up in patience. I’m amazed how calm he is with her non stop photos and the videos she takes of herself it’s exhausting even watching the clips, imagine having to pose for the pictures and take them of her I would be on a slow boat to China by now if I was him

 

[Canyouactuallycope]

Her lips look different. The state of the oul one

She's in her 60s ffs and she's dressed and styled like her daughter, who also BTW is no spring chicken. it's completely tragic. the get up of the 2 of them is mortifying, it's like a competition, who can have the blondest extensions, who can have the shortest dress and highest heels. I'd love to give claudine a make under. this look is so dated and chavvy. I bet she would look gorgeous dressed more casual and the hair and makeup softened. you can show you have a great figure in classy clothes too claudine, all the glitter and sparkles and sequins is tacky.