Claudine Keane

[Make It Stop]

Would you say Claudine even fancies Robbie? He’s about as appealing as a packet of Tesco own brand sliced ham gone past its best before date!

 

[not_influenced]

Claudine's thread is the thread i will never stop following. I know I've said it about 1000 times but she is the gift that keeps on giving!!!!! It has to be a parody account! #claudine4eva

 

[Canyouactuallycope]

I'd love to give her a make over ! That hair it needs about 10 inches of it and a wack of toner!

That one needs a make under... I think it looks hideous to be dolled up like that all of the time, I hate that dated footballers wives look. She's the type that thinks you have to be bright blonde and slim to be attractive.

 

[Thump]

Omg the confirmation highlight is so embarrassingly desperate. The walking in like a bride and groom, the speech, the messages from daddy’s famous friends. Delighted for her that she thinks covid is behind her but unfortunately she’s stuck in the noughties with the Celtic tiger sized notions.

 

[TheTeaRooms]

She’s the strangest person I follow on IG it’s like someone has a stick up her arse and just moves her around the place like a puppet and poor Robbie is along for the ride with his terrible choice of footwear

 

[Ryan80]

Is it just me or is that not extremly disrespectful. If that was my fathers funeral and a cousin did instagram stories about it, I’d be fuming

 

[Ryan80]

Claudine seems to be talked about on other threads, so though I'd creat one about her

 

[Gizmo123!]

Can anyone tell me what is the actual purpose of her Instagram account…it literally seems to be a narcissistic account of herself in tight clothes

 

[not_influenced]

O my god least we forget last Halloween!!

Difference between her and Rosanna is, rosanna- nutrition content, books, tan organic #sp, fitness etc.

I just don't see why anyone would log onto her page? All she does is hold out the camera and record herself!

The mother! No words.

 

[Chark]

I haven't seen anything about Claudine in years till this thread popped up and I am actually dumbfounded by the vacuous content of her Insta! She was in Miss Ireland many years ago with a friend of mine. She was hotly tipped to win beforehand (this is when people actually cared who won) and when another girl was announced as winner, she threw a strop and stormed out of there, kicking the door of the function room as she left with a very sheepish Robbie trailing after her

 

[Flower45]

That confirmation was for one person only. Claudia!!!! She is an absolute dose, mortified for her and that cringefest. There was about 10 people there! And the speech does she think they are famous or something? Eh you are far from it! Hilarious

 

[Jennymac]

and also her husband took a salary of 250k a year from the fai for 3 years when he no longer worked for them during this time the government had to bail out the fai so basically the tax payer was paying him a wage to sit in his malahide mansion and claudine to buy tacky clothes

 

[Radioloco]

Her and the Brother are A class headwreckers, he thinks he's gorgeous!! Is Mutton dressed as lamb still hanging around thinking she's 20?

 

[Blondiemum]

Why does the mother tag along the whole time? Every trip or opening of an envelope they go to she’s there!
Does Robbie not get fed up of having the mother in law tag along!

Maybe she sleeps in the bed with them too

 

[Hector Crowbar.]

Robbie will not age well.

Big skanger nut on him.

 

[KatieTessa]

The clothes are so tacky . Who wears LV junk? the private jet picture wasn’t long getting deleted

 

[ahtisyourself]

Would the lad not get the piss ripped out of him for that. The way he’s sitting posing with his initials in lights behind him, prime content for a slagging. He looked bored out of his skull for the whole thing. I’m sure he’d have preferred to meet up with his mates and not be looking at his mother praising him and drying her eyes with tissues all evening

 

[Nopatience]

All that money and she always looks the same and has done for the past 15 year, I would say she springs up out of the bed looking like this, she always reminds me of a shop mannequin

 

[mymamsaid]

I think she’s very pretty and in fairness hasn’t aged a day over the last ten years - but I just don’t get the 2006-vibes she goes for. Bit like Rosanna Davison and Suzanne Jackson… it’s like they’re stuck in a style time-capsule!

 

[Jonnyjo]

I don't know how Robbie puts up with this absolute sh**e..it's like she lives in this picture perfect bubble where she's centre of attention. In all my life I don't think I've come across such a self absorbed idiot and the list isn't short on Instagram that's for sure