I mean can someone post a pic of a hot man or something to even it out? and no @watermelon sugar not the penis one ffs! 
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we deffo need the dick one to make it better!
i could have posted a pic of my mcdoanlds to even it out but it's gone already 
Kittens, flowers, cute babies ANYTHING please I beg ya.
Did someone ask for penis?
IM ON IT ONE SEC
whoever started this thread needs to put a warning. 
*WARNING MANKY PAIR OF FEET COMING UP* sorrynot sorry @Phoenix Lazarus
*WARNING MANKY PAIR OF FEET COMING UP* sorry
Omg I can’t find the penis
Whatever you do, don't say that to mr watermelon for christ sake
thank god for that! kittens I request Kittens!!!
Wow I’ve just been out and there are 3 pages to read already AND a feet pic 
No offence @Phoenix Lazarus but I guess you could do with a pedicure 
And did the mod edit your comment to put the pic under spoiler? 
No offence @Phoenix Lazarus but I guess you could do with a pedicure And did the mod edit your comment to put the pic under spoiler? 
Omg that's so funny if the mods have put it under a spoiler hahahaAnd did the mod edit your comment to put the pic under spoiler?
Omg I’m in the car now so right in the soft play
I was sat with mini melon, feeding him peas I mean obviously he doesn’t eat anything bastard else then all of a sudden I hear ‘WHO THE FUCKS KID IS THIS’ btw before I carry on any speech in this story read it in very strong scouse other wise it’s not effective! So this other mum pure bounces up and she’s like ‘HES FUCKIN MINE WHY’ and the other girls like ‘HE JUST PUSHED ME BEST MATES KID HEAD FIRST DOWN THE SLIDE GET OUTSIDE’ and the other mums like arrr I’m sorry and then the girls like ‘I SAID GET OUTSIDE NOW SHES MY GOD DAUGHTER YANNO’ and the other mums like ‘I SAID IM SORRY HES GOT LEARNING PROBLEMS ALRIGHT’ and the other girl calls her a cheeky twit and the Mum goes WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME and lunged towards her! Me and the baby were eating peas. Anyway some worker had to run towards them and break them up
I was sat with mini melon, feeding him peas I mean obviously he doesn’t eat anything bastard else
then all of a sudden I hear ‘WHO THE FUCKS KID IS THIS’ btw before I carry on any speech in this story read it in very strong scouse other wise it’s not effective! So this other mum pure bounces up and she’s like ‘HES FUCKIN MINE WHY’ and the other girls like ‘HE JUST PUSHED ME BEST MATES KID HEAD FIRST DOWN THE SLIDE GET OUTSIDE’ and the other mums like arrr I’m sorry and then the girls like ‘I SAID GET OUTSIDE NOW SHES MY GOD DAUGHTER YANNO’ and the other mums like ‘I SAID IM SORRY HES GOT LEARNING PROBLEMS ALRIGHT’ and the other girl calls her a cheeky twit and the Mum goes WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME and lunged towards her! Me and the baby were eating peas. Anyway some worker had to run towards them and break them up “Who’s bleeping kid is this”
“He’s bleeping mine”
crying
“He’s bleeping mine”
crying
Is your doggo a boy or a girl?
I believe so, it says “last edited by: moderator”
Thank goodness someone is looking out for us!
So we’re not allowed to post selfie’s but he can post his feet???
haaha so i went to the smoking area and some guy was trying to chat up a girl but his english was not the best and she said she's going home for the first time in two years and he just said: SO, EMOTION? nice one
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