Chateau Diaries #89 Maybe it was pleasurable for him to put the napkin into the napkin ring

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Bonjour @Heathcliffe! Where on earth have you been hiding these days?
Been globetrotting a bit. Seems one is not allowed to say "see you later" here as it is strangely deemed as derailing , but here I am again dear, just in time for adding my hate to the advent calendars. I gave Dan and Ann Marie some cash for tash, but I am not going to support the madness of Selmar, I am starting to feel sorry for him though.
 
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Yes, I donated to Movember, too, a good cause. Husband grew a horrible stache a few years ago for the cause and I refused to touch him that month. Ick.
#standards
 
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Oh yes I remember that now. I guess at the time I didn't put two and two together and it didn't occur to me that they thought they could actually live there.
I thought they planned on restoring it with like-minded people and have it as a community centre.
 
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There are 40,000 chateaux in France and many very nice chateaus that don’t cost 1.7 million Euro. IF, and that’s a big if, S &T have the money to buy a property they should have purchased a chateau within their means and that they could afford without griftting online. Crazy!!! Dream, but work & build your dream from small building blocks and don’t live beyond your means!
 
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LOL, I think it is only because Mr. T Rex and I are both Type-A in personality, and we kind of beat ourselves up trying to outdo one another get things done!

Seems legit- the "Lunatic Center"!
 
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Free booze at the shitoo - enjoyed a scotch before he popped in for the gift grab!
 
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Stephanie: So, do you have a plan?

Sillymar: Yes, fee dooo haf a plen.

Stephanie: What's the plan?

Sillymar: Buy a chateau....wahahahahaha.....yes buy a chateau.....wahahaha

Tatty: Yes, we will charge 200 people €2000 each for two Time Travelers tango parties and then buy the chateau!

Sillymar: Yes...I fill teach tango dance to people who don't know how to tango dance...I charge each is €1000.

Stephanie: Ah yes, that's paaarfact. That way everyone will know how to Tango before the Time Traveler's Tango party. Makes so much sense! What do you think Philip?

Philip: Oh it's beautiful. (thinks)

Philip: But where will you hold your Time Travelers Tango party if you don't have own chateau yet?

Tatty: We will ask Stephanie's patrons to help us on Kickstart.

Philip: Oh that's beautiful.

Sillymar: Also, that mean I cannot finish the loo on the downstairs because I fill be too busy.
 
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Tatty's and Silly's new channel has launched!

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Are they crowdfunding because they spent their life savings and they'll be broke? Is the chateau theirs to make big muddy nerd plans for? What in the hell is even happening with these lunatics? Dan is the chateau fan favorite and only made 10k for men's health and fun mustaches. The only way I see this coming close to happening is if they already own (or are renting?) the chateau. Tatty filming her feet and Selmar breathing heavily while he feeds the cat or sneaks around an empty castle that's closed to the public isn't going to make a cool half million in a month. At least Marie in Diagon Alley is a realistic story arc. I might be wrong about those money totals and I'm too lazy to go back and look, but wtf?
 
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Regarding Dan's vlog about editing the Christmas video, what does Sir Snorts mutter to Dan at the end? And what does Stef say? I've watched it a few times and the captions don't say.

If I was Dan, I'd be pissed off that the likes of Sir Snorts and Natti have to give their two cents worth of opinion.
 
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So much talk about Phillip’s beanie, it has infiltrated my tattle ads. A few weeks ago it was veneers.
 
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Pekey make it happen!!!
I still think he will be hanging on in May.

They are all " so proud of him" for his sad little video. He really thinks he is something.

He is SOMETHING alright.
Oh Arfarf .... May next year?? That is a long time when someone is annoying !
I honestly think he is getting under SJ's skin.

OMG the threads are going so FAST ..... I cannot keep up.
 
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Oh Arfarf .... May next year?? That is a long time when someone is annoying !
I honestly think he is getting under SJ's skin.

OMG the threads are going so FAST ..... I cannot keep up.
But you're VIP now, @Pekey!!! Did you not get the super-powers yet? Dammit, if they don't actually exist, I will be sad!!! (Just keep T Rex at "Nefarious Member" status!)
 
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Same here! Listened to it several times ... and I think that PJ told SJ to "say thank you to the nice guy/man", and then she shuffles over like a little girl and softly says "thank you very much for all your work" and then PJ says "I'm very proud of you". Like weird, PJ is acting like he's her father and she's acting like a little girl ...
 
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OK...... would someone please explain the title to me ?

What do I do - do I pick something someone wrote that was "witty" and appealed to me and you vote ???
 
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our cher Marquiss is right..4 sundays before christmas is advent...not 1 dec..but Stef is always very convenient with things...timelines etc..as long as it suits Her Flashiness...the princess of grift...
Good morning Tartlets! For advent calender purposes you always start opening the little doors on them from December 1st. I guess Stephanie is producing an Advent calender rather than the liturgically correct Advent?
 
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Did you all hear Taty say that their chateau is one of the best chateau's she's seen in 10 years? Or did I make that up in some crazy Lalande induced dream?
 
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Oh trust YOU to have a Kir Royale in the morning !!!
 
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