Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

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It might be that she's not very demanding in the bedroom, so his duties there don't take too much effort
Is "true love" a code word for Findom/Dominatrix? As much as I will believe they are a couple, I just can't see Phillys as a top - he may be a soft and femme top, but hey that's on me.
Maybe their relationship is like the movie "The Duke of Burgundy". If you've seen the movie, you just know what I mean...
 
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That doesn't sound too bad, in fact, I rather like it. Those qualities would make a well functioning human.
The important thing here is that many individuals with Aspergers are exactly that, well functioning human beings. There are areas, particularly social communication deficit, where they find life more challenging however many learn to adjust to a neurotypical world. Hanni has clearly done that in her professional life but unfortunately life at Lalande is unusual to say the least and so she struggles to adapt to that "new norm".
 
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Maybe that's why Ian's progress has been so slow. He's been fixing everything ready for Amaury in the boudoir?
I feel for these tradespeople that work on that farmhouse. Filmed at every bit of plaster or insulation baging - where did she find all these Ian's? The poor man plastering a bloody wall in a loo being told it is aamazing - he looked bemused - for the world to see. That is my point - whatever work they are undertaking is being documented - probably why viewers get to see so little of the work ( DIY show excluded) - God bless Selmar , he gives us the wibbly moments. Wonder how he is going parked in a mice field?
 
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Back in the day from when we had good Aussie comedies. I used to laugh so hard watching Kath and Kel dance on "Kath n Kim". I dont laugh watching Selma it's more cringe, thanks for the memories
I was just wondering last night where you might be! We hadn't seen you in so long!
 
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maybe a % of the take. she does have all those rubes who think she has style and class *pukes*
Can only imagine the 80 horror fashion SSB will pull from the trunks 🩲 - if not be completely overdressed for opera on the lawn

or
Inappropriately dressed - it fortuny
Fabric …. Snorts found it at a bric-à-brac…. It’s vintage
 
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Well said Bravo! It was clear when she attended with Fillip a lunch - was it the Chateau Love peeps? They posted a vlog of the afternoon and the pair of them looked like fish out of water. There was nobody to fawn over them, the filming was out of their hands and they looked like the plus two, who nobody was interested in. It was VERY revealing.

Back in the day from when we had good Aussie comedies. I used to laugh so hard watching Kath and Kel dance on "Kath n Kim". I dont laugh watching Selma it's more cringe, thanks for the memories
Yes back then, comedians came through Uni together and had such wicked humour!

Yep that vlog from - sorry maybe Chateau Love showed their style or lack of it up so well...
 
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Heathrow - Kk dublin is safe

that means ( yes I’m on page 26 )
It’s Bahamas or Mexico

she must be spitting with big mouth Gerry … this was defo Pre planning
Weeks of it … not last minute
 
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Oh that carpet cleaning makes me feel sick….how can they even consider keeping it…..how much more filth can be added to the place?
Auction add: carpet, 4mx5m, light yellow, old, fading decor, fringes missing, evenly distributed stains, dog smell, dog belonged to Marie Antoinette, € 12000
Steph :I'll take it.
 
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Wow, what an interesting few days!
My take on porno-gate: hmmm. Pass.
The wholeChristie she-bang? Likely to be underwhelming, particularly if she insists on involving her poodle. She will probably just crap on about bloody toile and such, and make another nightmare of clashing colours and patterns. Hey ho. In the meantime probably swanning around in Bermuda feeling oh-so-important.
Hanni - I like her, but can't see the attraction of lalaland for her. She seems to be genuinely hard working and gives to (real) charities, both financially and with her time, so this is a bit of an anomaly I think. Curious.
Dan is obviously knocking it out of the park with his work and filming, showing them all up basically. Go Dan! Kirsty is great too, and clever at remaining outside .
Lastly Armoury (sp?). Disappointed to hear from Clara that he is under the spell as well, he seems ok up front, so that's sad. I thought finally a real person, and easy on the eye and ear too. No screeching or snorting or mumbling. Oh well.
And on we go ......
 
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You are a genius - I saw part of this chat re the friend etc but missed the other bit - so Gerry has bloody left too -Heathrow - international baby - off to sunny days!

Welcome back! Loved the recap!
 
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Are you saying they looked like normal people? I am shocked. But, I jest.

Here's the thing - aristocrats don't stand around dropping brand names, they may mention it in an off-hand way "Oh, I think the wallpaper is some of that French stuff, but you'd have to speak to the trade fellow who hung it. JEEVES, WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU? Oh, there you are. Now be a good fellow and give Lady Bigjugs here the card for that blasted wallpaper fellow, y'know, the one who knows all the brands. There you are, m'dear"

You see, it's the tradespeople know and talk the details, the aristocrats instinctively know the class when they see it, the rest aspire to it.
 
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Oh yes..it is the difference between serving a business class passenger and First Class one - one grabs all they can and makes a fuss - the other SLEEPS LOL
 
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You rang, M'Lord?

 
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I cannot get $1.00 to work in Patreon but could get the number to $.10 …. I wonder if it would go through or if I would receive notification that it did not meet the required minimum?
 
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Did she spend money to be a tastemaker? NOT POSSIBLE
Did she find the way to propose herself as a tastemaker? POSSIBLE
Christie is not the brocante near the corner.
We like it or not they have an international reputation to defend.
They had important issues (and still are in..)to defend themselves
Not surely such a low profile matter..
 
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the way you put it sounds already complex to me..bi persons are never sure..when they date a man..they fantasise about a woman..and vice versa...i quit the bi men..they made me crazy...always the doubt...the drama..too complicated...
That I can understand. But he is still in the first flush of love for Steph. Maybe later, he will want a male relationship. I think she is quite pragmatic but I don't know much about narcs. Do they mind if they have themselves lost interest in the physical side as well?

My goodness, that was a thoughtful gift. Hanni is obviously v wealthy. I am shocked about her hinting for even more. I think she gets a lot of expensive gifts anyway and writes personal thank you notes. The stuff she gets sent is ridiculous. She was sent a lot of very expensive champagne, gin, wines, fine foods and toiletries. I have no doubt that these sort of gifts have not dried up, but she has decided it is too unseemly to have those items paraded on the vlog.
 
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I think someone just likes her and watches the vlogs, and thought, this is a great way to boost the 'coolness' of the auction?
 
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