Celebrity MasterChef

[Catlady1]

I think Wynn is a potential winner. His two courses tonight were flawless.

 

[Ilikethisname]

H that couldn't cook

Ooh I make sugar baskets for my kids

 

[Carefree]

Plus Craig Doyle is pretty nice to look at so I'm okay if he's going to go further.

 

[Clickbait]

Jake is this week’s irritant. Says at the start he has 5 dishes he cooks for his family and then half way through says he never cooks for his family and friends as they get takeaway… The constant gurning in the background reminds me of Vicky P - wanting the attention at all times. Hope he’s out quickly!

 

[Dianne]

Gregggg and John are so much more sycophantic in the Celeb version too.
'Mate that's astonishing' when they are served up perfectly ordinary stuff.

I just cringe my way through the celeb masterchef. I think the exact same with the judges. And the way the celebs lap it up and get tears in their eyes at the feedback.

Just googled Greg Wallace and I can’t believe how different he looked when he was younger!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Omg Vito is adorable.
How on earth is Diane's kitchen taking 2 years to redo? I would not employ those builders.

 

[House of Tea]

Both Swash and Katie P looked grubby. I wouldn’t want to eat their food.

 

[Turmeric123]

The only things I know about Jake are that he’ll do anything for fame, his father and brother died and his kid got trolled for looking like an old man. One episode in and he’s already mentioned the former. Anyone that says “squeaky bum time” is a no for me.

You should check out Jake's Wiki
The biggest troll when it comes to his kid is him himself sharing inappropriate content online and he continues to repost the photo he claims was trolled over when he wants engagement

In episode 1 he claims he can only cook 5 dishes, then that he never cooks he orders takeaway instead of cooking and at the same time himself and his wife advertise Hello Fresh. He tends to forget his tall tales....When MC was recorded he took time off from the Full Monty and claimed his mental was at rock bottom and that was why he was MIA and let fans down.

Jake Quickenden Wiki

was born on the to and . One of three brothers: (Eldest) and . Yes, he is 36 years old, even though he acts like a spoilt, petulant child, but looks about 80yrs old! He is from Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire. He is married to who is a desperate, illiterate, chavvy wannabe, Father to...

tattle.life

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Charlotte was so annoying in the restaurant. You could see the owner/head chef was not impressed:
'I've got a right sweat on, me'
'Well just hurry up'

'I'll eat that spoiled one, me'
'No you won't, you make another one'.

And shouting to restaurant diners at the end when it looked like none of them had a clue who she was.

and when he asked for something and she yelled “YES I’M DOING IT” and he replied (to correct her): “yes chef” and she replied “yes chef”

I loved how the chef was taking no shit from her

 

[Jelly Bean]

Charlotte was so annoying in the restaurant. You could see the owner/head chef was not impressed:
'I've got a right sweat on, me'
'Well just hurry up'

'I'll eat that spoiled one, me'
'No you won't, you make another one'.

And shouting to restaurant diners at the end when it looked like none of them had a clue who she was.

 

[Lostcat]

I know this episode was filmed months ago, but still, the awkwardness whenever anyone refers to the Queen in the present tense... I bet the poor editor and producers were going over the footage with a fine tooth-comb right up to the deadline to try and rejig things.

 

[Chita]

I like this lot.
All of them seem lovely.

Did NOT like Terry or Shazia.

 

[Lostcat]

I love Grace Dent, she rocks up every year, cheerfully demands 1970s'-style stodge involving potatoes, and happily powers her way through 5000 calories worth of deep-fried school dinner.

 

[ScrambledEggs]

Mel is coming across as being down to earth and just really sweet. I like her.

 

[Evesdropping]

Right decision on who was sent home I think. Quite basic and minimal effort compared to everyone else.

 

[Eirawen]

I'm finding Danny almost unwatchable. It's the shrieky laugh after every single unfunny thing he says.
He's up to about 9 on my Swashometer unbearability scale.

I wish he had gone and Cliff had stayed yes the shrieking is awful.

 

[OatMatchaLatte]

Oh! I think Emma is ok I hadn't heard of her before and she's not particularly engaging, but I don't get a smug/snooty vibe from her.
Jake is really annoying...I'd not heard of him other than seeing he had a thread on here. He's trying to do the whole "no idea what I'm doing" thing, but failing miserably.

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Her face looks like a melted tyre

 

[Jelly Bean]

Jake keeps patronising Jamie so much and it is really annoying.

 

[Evesdropping]

Anyone else not that bothered about where their food comes from and how it's grown? I just like eating it