Celebrity MasterChef

[littlepup]

I glanced up and genuinely thought Sam was Kim Woodburn for a moment.

 

[Flowers60]

I really can’t work out why he seems to have dyed his hair with purple henna. It looks horrendous.

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

I’d bet my dinner on Max having had professional coaching. I can sniff it out a mile off. The others seem to be doing food they know. And why is he suddenly wearing Elton Johns glasses?

Definitely - said he had never cooked, then made a sponge, jam and custard from scratch.

 

[littlepup]

Celeriac isn’t pronounced like celery-ac.
John pisses me off more and more on this show

Gregg trying to get “buttery biscuit base” in every time gets on my tits. Like yeah it was good at the time mate, but get over it!

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Charlotte could have really used this to start ‘rebranding’ herself and show she’s grown up from the annoying, overbearing Geordie Shore character she’s known for however, this has proved that she genuinely is, and always will be too over the top and super irritating!
I had to turn off episode 1 because she just kept shouting

I find Craig so dreamy, I could listen to his voice all day

That's the thing. I could forgive the loud, noisy, immature persona when she first appeared but she's 34 now. She needs to change her schtick or she's history.

 

[Dipdab]

I see they’ve shown the home economist helping Joe. Obviously the show’s producers decided the public weren’t that stupid to believe that Joe could produce the dishes he’s planned out of the utter chaos on his work bench!! He’s making coq au vin in honour of his Stace!!

I never knew he went out with Stacy Solomon he hasn’t mentioned it at all

 

[Catlady1]

I’d bet my dinner on Max having had professional coaching. I can sniff it out a mile off. The others seem to be doing food they know. And why is he suddenly wearing Elton Johns glasses?

 

[50sGirl]

I really like Mel.
Even more so because she’s not gone down the fillers/teeth, etc route. It’s refreshing to see someone on TV looking natural.
I think she will be a finalist.

 

[troutpout69]

Charlotte need to go asap. She is annoying as fuck, attention seeking and has a face that only a Mother could love!

 

[regularvoltaire]

Did I go mad or did Luca go a whole episode without mentioning his non-na? I’ll need a solpadeine on Friday if he introduces the fucker. (Although I hope she’s actually one of those fabulous Italian women who live off coffee and cigarettes and have never touched a ball of pasta dough in their lives. You know the ones: head to toe in Versace with a Pomeranian in their handbags walking along the via Veneto hating anyone over ten stone)

 

[Jelly Bean]

I can't get over Max's constant blue steel pout.
I wish Big Zuu had given them a different brief, maybe food inspired by his recipes. The trouble with using his own is like the restaurant challenges - the judges are compelled to say the concept and flavours are good otherwise they insult the professional chef.

I laughed at two things - Zuu saying his burger from Amy was dry and Gregg leaping in to say his was perfect
And Shazia doing a flatbread.

 

[lucy66]

Joe swash is so dirty looking, I wouldn’t eat anything he cooked. Thinks he’s so funny and what’s with all the winking into the camera??

 

[Chita]

I have never watched Celeb Masterchef before.
I quite enjoyed last week's episodes.

I dont like the people much this week.
Terry grinds my gears and Shazia has never been funny.
She doesnt seem very warm or likeable.

Im fast forwarding this one. Shazia and Terry arent really much fun. She's useless at giving instructions.

 

[Chita]

I agree, Max has had coaching or did a course before the series started. His food has been impressive right from the start and his presentation is pretty good too. He's like that person you knew at school who claims to not have studied for an exam and then gets an A.

Terry was so pissed during the Pairs challenge: He 100% thought he should have been captain. I think he felt that he could win this thing.

To be fair to him Shazia wasnt exactly helping whenever he asked her for instruction.
TBH I don't like either of them though.
It's a toss up which one I like the least.

 

[Hodgies]

Thoroughly deserved win for Kadeena. Her dessert sounded amazing and it just looked so professional. Plus there was none of the nonsense of "my Stace" every 2 minutes or Megan's "me Grandad" story for effect. Just let your cooking do the talking.

I don't know why I watch the Celebrity version as they drive me mad every year

 

[eSsExBiRd]

This series should be a warning to everyone to stop messing with your face! All the fillers and implants might look alright with an Instagram filter but in real life you just look odd! Also shows how nearly every celebrity has had something done, albeit some more than others.

Duncan looks like a one of the cartoon pics some bloke drew of him for €10 on Benidorm beach

 

[Sprezza]

Johannes was so sweet I wish he'd stayed in! I also like that he obviously didn't have any hidden expertise (unlike others... ahem) but could still give it a go.

 

[TigerTim]

I admire Edith’s patience
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[House of Tea]

Do you remember the double decker bus parade for the Platinum Jubilee. One of the bus themes was the 50s. So it had people live Cliff Richard, Anita Harris etc on it. I can’t remember who said it, it was on the radio (might have been Paul Gammberchini, whoever it was they weren’t impressed), said that Chris Eubank turned up and gatecrashed the bus. He didn’t just gatecrash he put himself in the very centre of the bus he had no business being on.

 

[Marilyn345]

Joe Swash and H from Steps in the same episode .
Everything H does pees me off, even the way he walks down the towpath on the way to the Masterchef studio gets on my nerves.