Celebrity MasterChef

[Jelly Bean]

Well what are your thoughts this evening? Jamelia was great- dumplings looked fab! Sam playing up to the camera a bit🫣 Wynne and the singing🫣 Locksmith and his “ watched my wife” bullsh!t - ya my hubby has watched me cook for 20+ years and can’t peel a spud - Right decision again this evening I think -

Yes right decision but funnily enough Sam's did fill the exact brief for best food to eat wandering around a market.
Wynne's constant singing is ghastly So Leslie Garrett. But he is good.

 

[PryingPenny]

Ooh, I never knew there was a Celebrity Masterchef thread, I hate watch the show for the most part as it's so much simpler than the regular competition, the bar is on the floor!

Thoughts so far...

Jake Q is so far in the closet he's found the Christmas wrapping paper

Emma was robbed IMO, I think she did well but they seemed to know who they wanted to put through

Tamer I thought seemed arrogant but was so much more humble in the professional kitchen

Jamie did amazingly, respect to him for his attitude all the way through

Edith has the patience of a saint!

Rochenda is a ray of sunshine, so different than the characters she plays!

They must have some access to recipes for the cloche challenge, who knows the recipes for flat breads or home made pasta? If you've never prepared a scallop you can't just make it up, they must tell them. I think the old identification challenge was better, where they open up a sheet and there are 5 bowls and they have to identify spices or vegetables. That showed what they knew and then the cooking challenge one at a time was better. But was that a covid thing?

Glad there's a thread to follow along!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Didn't expect much from Max but I'm pleasantly surprised. I felt bad for Remi. The rice burger was bad but she did the best at the pro kitchen.

Also the criteria were wierd re the street food challenge. Greg and John complained the rice burger tasted good, but was too hard eat as street food, but how was the chilli in a loaf of bread any easier?

 

[kettlekitten]

The right person left

 

[Clickbait]

Well Stacey is the female version of him so they make a good pair.


True. Also when did Katie Price get so manly? god she looks a mess.

Joe Swash is irritating as hell so have had to watch on catch up to fast forward through his speaking segments. Sadly I still caught the winking and gurning at the camera. I want him gone ASAP: is it wrong that I want John to be inspired by his wife’s demise on Spooks?

Agree that KP looks awful. The ‘hair’ is very distracting. It looks like a mullet wig with a cheap ratty long wig on top. And I don’t understand the straight eyebrows - she has paid for that face. Odd. I think the manliness comes from her covering up the oversized breasts that make her look matronly. If you believe some of the rumours her fiancé wanted her to have less on show hence the sweatshirts and casual wear.

She should be a warning to young girls who want ridiculously big boobs - it may look ok in your 20s, but when you’re the other side of 40 and start dressing with less flesh on display you end up looking like an “all in wrestler” as my mum would say.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Lovely Italian chef laughing at Jake burning himself.

 

[TravellingPants]

My one wish for this series is that Megan makes a dish without mentioning that it’s gluten-free.

 

[Jelly Bean]

And yo-gert.
Is the parster an Australian thing rather than just a Jonty Rhodes thing? I never new that.

And

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't mind Amy that much - but it is irritating how Greggggg keeps saying 'you need to believe in yourself and have confidence because you can cook'. Well obviously the people that appear on this show have all got vast amounts of confidence even if they pretend to be shy and humble so they can go on a 'journey'.

 

[welshgirl2021]

FP to Luca Bish he’s being really helpful to the other contestants

 

[Restless Native]

Fuck off H. I only know how to use the microwave.

Charlotte is starting to look like Michael Jackson.

 

[barbiegirl2000]

I’ll put it as a spoiler incase anyone is catching up

Spoiler

I’m so glad Ryan went, the last episode he just came across as so pathetic saying it’s the hardest thing he’s ever done and he’s so stressed to the point he’s not enjoying it. Think that’s why they got rid just to shut him up.

 

[Sprezza]

This series should be a warning to everyone to stop messing with your face! All the fillers and implants might look alright with an Instagram filter but in real life you just look odd! Also shows how nearly every celebrity has had something done, albeit some more than others.

 

[Boredofgrey]

Ah was loving Bez!
I don’t care who wins except Joe Swash. I can’t articulate why I don’t like him but he gets right on my tits!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Exactly what I thought the face dropped to the floor and a false weak little smile appeared on her way out.

I know
She looked stunned. She 100% was not expecting that.
{giggle}

 

[Jelly Bean]

Right decision on who was sent home I think. Quite basic and minimal effort compared to everyone else.

Interesting - as though I don't like the person who went, I was amazed they sent through without question a person who put in a tablespoon of salt instead of sugar in their dish.
Gregg seems incredibly lenient to that Emmerdale woman for some reason.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I just want Swash to shut up. He constantly has to comment on things and shout 'Good luck lads' or similar just to get more camera time. He really is appalling. And I know he can't help it but his toothy grin is grim.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

“What’s a slotted spoon?”

Fuck off, Kem. If you’re gonna pretend to be thick at least try to be convincing.

I don’t understand why these reality people are so wedded to appearing stupid? What’s the payoff?

 

[Sprezza]

Wynne thinks he's a real big-time celeb doesn't he

 

[klarakluckbag]

Celeriac isn’t pronounced like celery-ac.
John pisses me off more and more on this show

Oh my god, I thought it was just me. Isn't it pronounced similar to "solarium"? (You know what I mean, the way the syllables are pronounced?) I was yelling at the tv!