Celebrity MasterChef

[eSsExBiRd]

You had your say and I had mine, surely that is the point of Tattle - a discussion forum. My point was you had already dismissed KP even though you didn't the programmes this week.

It was Jo Swash who came across as very annoying and unlikeable.

I have my reasons, as above.

 

[Pat the Dog]

I have my reasons, as above.

You have your reasons for the dislike and that is fair enough, my comments were just about the thread title Celebrity MasterChef and how KP did.

 

[Dipdab]

I actually felt bad for Katie that hers was a fail. Mainly because I wanted Joe to leave. He is like an annoying toddler and his food looked minging. Peas with mash .
I only recognise one of the “celebrities” in next weeks preview

 

[Joon]

I liked Joe Swash when he was in eastenders but as with alot of the ex eastenders stars, they leave and think they are gonna be amazing and the next big thing - and 9/10 they dont!
Hes so annoying using other peoples mishaps to make him feel his place is safe - "Oh he messed his dish up so we're all ok this round" sort of rubbish!
I love Dion though, he seems such a nice bloke and like hes really trying bless him. Him and Su are my favourites this series, alot of the others are abit other the top and too full of themselves (Rita grated on me in her rounds)

Totally agree with you regarding the mishaps he is so irrutating and thinks he is funny yes Dion is great but wish Swash was out far to cocky...

 

[House of Tea]

Both Swash and Katie P looked grubby. I wouldn’t want to eat their food.

 

[Tabitha D]

I think Joe may be the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I had to mute him at one point. Is he a reality tv “personality” now or does he still do acting? If the former, it would explain all the playing to camera (treating Masterchef as an audition basically). I’m dreading him and Su vying for camera time when they meet up.
I liked Dion though. He seems like a nice guy and his food looked great.
Katie was an absolute sight. What on earth has she done to herself? It’s difficult to see whether any of the original Katie is left under all those implants, fillers, veneers, the manky wig, etc.
Johannes from Strictly next week, I believe. I forget who else.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I think Joe may be the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I had to mute him at one point. Is he a reality tv “personality” now or does he still do acting?

I don't think he acts any more. He seems to do the rounds of Celebrity versions of programmes eg Celebrity Tipping Point, The Chase etc etc. His grinning inane odd coloured mug always turns up on those things.
I can't bear Ant and Dec but I used to find it highly entertaining that on the aftershow of I'm A Celeb Ant could not be bothered to hide his disdain for Swash. Rolling his eyes and saying things like 'why are you even here?' to which the idiot Swash rolled about laughing pleased for any attention.
It is so galling he and his daft girlfriend are probably multimillionaires.

 

[Joon]

I think Joe may be the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I had to mute him at one point. Is he a reality tv “personality” now or does he still do acting? If the former, it would explain all the playing to camera (treating Masterchef as an audition basically). I’m dreading him and Su vying for camera time when they meet up.
I liked Dion though. He seems like a nice guy and his food looked great.
Katie was an absolute sight. What on earth has she done to herself? It’s difficult to see whether any of the original Katie is left under all those implants, fillers, veneers, the manky wig, etc.
Johannes from Strictly next week, I believe. I forget who else.

Spot on so true all of it...

 

[Joon]

I don't think he acts any more. He seems to do the rounds of Celebrity versions of programmes eg Celebrity Tipping Point, The Chase etc etc. His grinning inane odd coloured mug always turns up on those things.
I can't bear Ant and Dec but I used to find it highly entertaining that on the aftershow of I'm A Celeb Ant could not be bothered to hide his disdain for Swash. Rolling his eyes and saying things like 'why are you even here?' to which the idiot Swash rolled about laughing pleased for any attention.
It is so galling he and his daft girlfriend are probably multimillionaires.

Yes totally agree with that thinks he is funny I could scream at his mouth when he grins that grin and yes I read they are millionaires ...

 

[Hodgies]

Joe Swash was thoroughly unlikeable, Katie Price is the perfect advert for why you shouldn't have oodles of plastic surgery....I thought she did well with the cooking but couldn't stop looking at her teeth!

 

[We were on a break]

Joe Swash was thoroughly unlikeable, Katie Price is the perfect advert for why you shouldn't have oodles of plastic surgery....I thought she did well with the cooking but couldn't stop looking at her teeth!

She ruined her face all the surgery’s makes her face look so hard. I’m not her biggest fan but I didn’t find her irritating at all compared to the loud irritating Swash idiot.

 

[Hodgies]

She ruined her face all the surgery’s makes her face look so hard. I’m not her biggest fan but I didn’t find her irritating at all compared to the loud irritating Swash idiot.

I agree, I actually found her quite pleasant!

 

[TravellingPants]

I feel like this happens every year and it’s totally down to the revolving cast lists of these ‘celeb’ reality shows, but I could swear they are re-using contestants and deleting them from the history I would swear until I was blue in the face that I have seen Michelle Collins on Masterchef before.

 

[littlepup]

That Kem is quite sweet and he does well to keep trying but honestly how can you make it as far in life as he has without knowing what a ladle is?! He’s clueless like he’s not been exposed to the world at all.

 

[Miss Havisham]

That Kem is quite sweet and he does well to keep trying but honestly how can you make it as far in life as he has without knowing what a ladle is?! He’s clueless like he’s not been exposed to the world at all.

As with most celebs now, I don’t recognise him - but he gave me the impression that he is trying to come across as dim.
In a “Joey Essex” sort of way.

 

[eSsExBiRd]

That Kem is quite sweet and he does well to keep trying but honestly how can you make it as far in life as he has without knowing what a ladle is?! He’s clueless like he’s not been exposed to the world at all.

He’s recently opened a Turkish Restaurant in Essex, clearly not responsible for cooking

 

[Miss Havisham]

He’s recently opened a Turkish Restaurant in Essex, clearly not responsible for cooking

I think he’s having us on. Acting thick and pretending he knows nothing about food.

 

[loobyscoobydoo]

I think he’s having us on. Acting thick and pretending he knows nothing about food.

I think this too, loveable thicko is sort of his brand I don't mind him so far but can see how some people would find him annoying for sure

 

[Hodgies]

I think he’s having us on. Acting thick and pretending he knows nothing about food.

I'm not sure why anyone thinks acting thick is an attractive quality. You can spot it a mile off when they're playing the "I'm so dumb, oh look, how cute am I" routine.

 

[Miss Havisham]

And surprise surprise - it turns out Kem actually can cook after all.
Two faultless courses, including perfect lamb chops (which are often a near disaster when attempted on Masterchef).