Celebrity MasterChef

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I found Joe Swash completely obnoxious. But it’s inevitable you get all that over-the-top playing to the cameras in a show like this I guess.
 
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I found Joe Swash completely obnoxious. But it’s inevitable you get all that over-the-top playing to the cameras in a show like this I guess.
Paid off for him. I am a Celeb, DOI etc. His “personality” has secured him a lot of work.
 
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I really can’t work out why he seems to have dyed his hair with purple henna. It looks horrendous.
 
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How did that twit Swash get through to the next round.....he served up 2 raw eggs 😡
 
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This show has convinced me once and for all that anyone who seeks fame is an absolute sociopath. Every single contestant is unhinged.
 
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Im quite enjoying it TBH. Please tell me I wasnt the only one wanting Joe to serve up a tit dish after critising everyone else the day before? 😊
 
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I just want Swash to shut up. He constantly has to comment on things and shout 'Good luck lads' or similar just to get more camera time. He really is appalling. And I know he can't help it but his toothy grin is grim.
 
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I just want Swash to shut up. He constantly has to comment on things and shout 'Good luck lads' or similar just to get more camera time. He really is appalling. And I know he can't help it but his toothy grin is grim.
I know and we only have to put up with him for an hour. Imagine living with him.
 
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Well Stacey is the female version of him so they make a good pair.


True. Also when did Katie Price get so manly? god she looks a mess.
Joe Swash is irritating as hell so have had to watch on catch up to fast forward through his speaking segments. Sadly I still caught the winking and gurning at the camera. I want him gone ASAP: is it wrong that I want John to be inspired by his wife’s demise on Spooks? 😂

Agree that KP looks awful. The ‘hair’ is very distracting. It looks like a mullet wig with a cheap ratty long wig on top. And I don’t understand the straight eyebrows - she has paid for that face. Odd. I think the manliness comes from her covering up the oversized breasts that make her look matronly. If you believe some of the rumours her fiancé wanted her to have less on show hence the sweatshirts and casual wear.

She should be a warning to young girls who want ridiculously big boobs - it may look ok in your 20s, but when you’re the other side of 40 and start dressing with less flesh on display you end up looking like an “all in wrestler” as my mum would say.
 
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Katie Price has boobs like a shelf. And why did they let them all do a chicken curry? Boring. Why didn’t the producers say no so and so is already doing chicken curry so you can’t. It’s an entertainment show and those supposed celebrities are getting paid. It was boring. Does anyone remember in a previous series when Rylan did his version of Mac Donald’s? And he’d had little boxes made and everything. Now that’s making an effort for your fee! Not like Joe Swash that turns up with weird black hair awful fake tan and just gurns like The Joker!!
 
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Anybody who volunteers to impregnate and live with Stacey Soloman isn't all there. Joe is so annoying.
 
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I see Joe swash is still in denial that he’s ginger, the god awful fake orange tan and the horrendous hair colour both hiding his real hair colour not to mention the baldness. So bloody annoying that I had to switch off.
 
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I also find the way they describe the ‘celebrities’ to be completely OTT - every other one is a “legend” and Penny Lancaster is apparently a “Supermodel” bet that had Naomi choking on her martini.
 
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