Yes but why would we be ‘collectively peeing ourselves with excitement’ over a new book?I still think it'll be related to the book she was "working on" last year. It's too early for panto announcements xxx
And only Carrie would think that her fans would pee themselves with excitement over this (which, let’s face it, they probably will)It’ll be a parenting book no doubt and it’ll be the most pointless parenting book on the shelves of
There are hundreds of thousands of ghostwritten parenting books just waiting to go out. Publishing houses whack a name on it and aren't too bothered whether they sell or not. It's the same for almost every celebrity book out there.If she gets a book deal to write a parenting book more fool the publisher. She hasn’t built a brand or a following as a mum blogger.
I guess we’ll see it in the bargain bins at
Poundland shortly after launch.
Yeah, I think this is a large part of the reason she's considering home-schooling Moonscale Shreklette. She'll use it as an excuse to not be able to work as much anymore and always be yapping on about the sacrifices she's made, putting her own career on hold etc etc. Joel will just go along with whatever because he gets occasional Shrex.I think she’ll pretend she’s not taking on any more leading lady roles, as now has her most important role, being the leading lady to her daughter. (that’s definitely something she’d say!) when it’s more likely, there aren’t any suitable.
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She definitely won’t accept that she has made herself seem older than she is, by her grumpy demeanour. So she’s stuck without a role now, so she’ll have to come up with more excuses as to why she’s not getting main roles anymore.
BUT WHAT IS IT
Why does the graphic say 30th August but the caption says it's all weekend? They'll be back-pedalling when it doesn't sell wellHope they've got all the safeguarding for this
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