Can you see how many people have subscribed to it?As another Sundayās passed without any subscriber content from Carrie Iām assuming sheās completely given up. Whether it was what she was legally offering for payment or just a suggestion of what she would try and offer, sheās failed entirely. Ignoring the whole concept of a Sunday post where she writes a paragraph wrapping up her week and sharing insightful thoughts about life (of which sheās only done about 6), and instead looking purely at numbers alone, these are the stats.
December: 2 (she launched at the end of December so I wouldnāt think this really counts anyway)
January: 7
February: 4
March: 3
April: 3
And a reminder of those three posts in Aprilā¦ A video of her running the half-marathon, a video of Joel reacting to seeing her in the rickshaw for her book promotion day (both variations of things she shared all over her public account anyway) and a closeup of their ring-wearing clad hands declaring āmarriage is good, friendsā
It was a pleasure to be on the show? Isnāt that weirdly phrased? As if the show should be grateful she was on? Also, Iāve seen countless posts like this from celebrities after theyāve been on a talk show, and they always include the hostās name and a thank you for having them. Not our Carrie though, because that would be way too grown up and boring.
Joel has the weirdest body shape I've ever seen on a man. His head looks so weird on his body.Recap in no particular order
Carrie did a live on Instagram from a supermarket car park because she needed to charge her car. Why not go into the supermarket for food or sit in the cafe?
Despite his dodgy social media behaviour, Joel's contract with Hamilton has been renewed for another year
The state of Carrie's house in was seen in the background of one of Joel's Instagram stories - just clutter and rubbish everywhere
Further showing off her money and privilege, she and Joel took an impromptu trip to Vienna to watch the Disney 100 concert because *gasp* they can't see it in London
She mentioned this trip once on Instagram and made a cringey reel inspired by a Wes Anderson trend on TikTok
She appeared on ITV's Obi Mabuse's Breakfast Show in a velvet jumpsuit which looked totally out of place compared to what the other guests were wearing
She did a very brief Q&A and again tried to give us the reason that she and Joel eloped was because she gets nervous in front of a lot of people and didn't want to get emotional or end up in "performance" mode
We all know the real reason.
She and Joel performed at Cadogan Hall in another West End Does... concert.
This is what they wore...
Unfortunately it is not a flattering camera angle for either of them
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tbf I expected a worse outfit from herRecap in no particular order
Carrie did a live on Instagram from a supermarket car park because she needed to charge her car. Why not go into the supermarket for food or sit in the cafe?
Despite his dodgy social media behaviour, Joel's contract with Hamilton has been renewed for another year
The state of Carrie's house in was seen in the background of one of Joel's Instagram stories - just clutter and rubbish everywhere
Further showing off her money and privilege, she and Joel took an impromptu trip to Vienna to watch the Disney 100 concert because *gasp* they can't see it in London
She mentioned this trip once on Instagram and made a cringey reel inspired by a Wes Anderson trend on TikTok
She appeared on ITV's Obi Mabuse's Breakfast Show in a velvet jumpsuit which looked totally out of place compared to what the other guests were wearing
She did a very brief Q&A and again tried to give us the reason that she and Joel eloped was because she gets nervous in front of a lot of people and didn't want to get emotional or end up in "performance" mode
We all know the real reason.
She and Joel performed at Cadogan Hall in another West End Does... concert.
This is what they wore...
Unfortunately it is not a flattering camera angle for either of them
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You canāt see the subscriber count but about 370 people liked her latest post so thatās at least how many she has
Wow, how much is it? Even if it is just Ā£1 a month she is doing very nicely out of doing nothing?
Sheās too busy making crap polymer earrings.As another Sundayās passed without any subscriber content from Carrie Iām assuming sheās completely given up. Whether it was what she was legally offering for payment or just a suggestion of what she would try and offer, sheās failed entirely. Ignoring the whole concept of a Sunday post where she writes a paragraph wrapping up her week and sharing insightful thoughts about life (of which sheās only done about 6), and instead looking purely at numbers alone, these are the stats.
December: 2 (she launched at the end of December so I wouldnāt think this really counts anyway)
January: 7
February: 4
March: 3
April: 3
And a reminder of those three posts in Aprilā¦ A video of her running the half-marathon, a video of Joel reacting to seeing her in the rickshaw for her book promotion day (both variations of things she shared all over her public account anyway) and a closeup of their ring-wearing clad hands declaring āmarriage is good, friendsā
The pink books look like vibrators ffs
And the state of her house. Random hobbies that never last.
Thought she wasnāt going to āadvertiseā
Is it the angles? I just canāt get over how big and round his butt is
he could sit comfortably for hours with that thing
Sheās wearing so many of the same clothes Carrie does and thereās even a photo of them together wearing the same coat and coloured scarf. Itās so weird.
