Caroline Stanbury #6 Real Housewives of Dubai

[LouisLover]

I laughed to myself when manchild put a story of them having lunch in their favourite restaurant. Erm what? How many times exactly has he dined there It was virtually empty too lol apart from a couple of other elderly diners. He really is settling well into this life. He would have been telling his Mum that they were off to Monaco this weekend and were so exited

 

[katkate]

Classy … 🫣

 

[Jennyblonde]

Classy … 🫣

Yikes! Desperation is never attracive

 

[Joan on Third]

I laughed to myself when manchild put a story of them having lunch in their favourite restaurant. Erm what? How many times exactly has he dined there It was virtually empty too lol apart from a couple of other elderly diners. He really is settling well into this life. He would have been telling his Mum that they were off to Monaco this weekend and were so exited

You are so right I didn't even think about that! Like as if he's been to Monaco so often in the past lol. Rampoldi is a classical restaurant spanning decades, it's an institution. HOWEVER, the original owner sold it and now belongs to a hospitality group. The Monegasques are not happy with it at all and don't frequent the restaurant anymore. That's why you saw it so empty at lunch when normally it would be packed.
My point being is that he's such a fake and a phony he thinks by saying "our favorite restaurant in Monaco" makes him hip and cool when in actual fact Rampoldi today has just become a tourist trap (because of the name) and the wealthy locals don't even go .

 

[Joan on Third]

And there we go..we were only missing the obligatory picture of the Monte Carlo Casino! We've checked out all the boxes of his weekend content!
Only problem is he tagged the Hotel de Paris instead of the Casino . Dumb until the end that one..
Now back to Dubai and back to the gym, coffee runs and visiting the construction of the townhouse.. Yawn

 

[npadcr]

Date night in Monaco. Let’s get dressed up for our freebie meal whoever is styling CS needs to be fired!

There are those two flingy hair things attached to each side of her face!!! AT what point did she think that looks cute? She has said that she is dressing younger because she feels younger and her husband ( cough, cough) makes her feel so much younger. Here is the thing you dimwit- regardless of what you are mainfesting on your cut and paste kindergarten vision board it isn't magical - you aren't going back to 28!!! And to top that- no 28 year old women is going to dress in these tacky ass clothes. I have been to Monoco and I actually had a stylist help me with suggestions for outfits to wear.

Does his t-shirt say DICK?

Wondering the same????

That's what I thought too- damn that would be awesome if it did - that's spot on - he is a dick!!


Yuck, just thinking of those damn pictures he post at least every other day! He looks so gross in those wedding pictures.......he has that fake ass smile and dressed in his first communion suit!

OMG- I hate those wedding pictures. He is all oily looking with his hair all slicked back and that weird grin with his eyes wide open- it's scary! Has anyone seen him when he sees barbielips and he does that fake crying and puts his hand over his heart- it is actually embarrasing to watch. She is dressed in a ball gown like it was her first wedding and she is 25! I haven't seen a groom dress in a white tux with black shoes ever! And all those people- who were they? They don't know that many people- and for sure he knows absolutely no one but the people she has introduced him to and the russian mobster guys!!!

Wow! A year of supporting that jobless manbaby. It’s not the flex he thinks it is.

Yup, another year of doing absolutely nothing but use everyone that he can to get a free meal, vacation and lodging. Absolute joke!!!!

Wow a gazillion stories to show that they are at a Bar Mitzvah amongst socialites in Monaco. Notice that they seem to be the only ones filming all the time.
So..hairdo still the same once since last Wednesday..unbelievable..it just grosses me out to think that hair hasn't been cleaned or combed in 4 days!
She's at a function where clearly all the women are dressed elegantly but no of course CS has to wear a Vegas style yellow cheap dress with her golden platform hooker sandals. All that and surrounded with 12 and 13 year olds..
I like that she's dancing and grinding with Brett Palos..she wishes she could be with a good looking multibillionaire like him instead of her idiotic looking man child pool boy

Spot on Joan!! Huge difference between the guest with wealth and status versus these wannabe socialites. Most wealthy people aren't documenting every event in detail they attend. Why would they? These two do it so they can let all of peasants know they are runnign w She looks so dirty and used............and well we know how he looks. I am sure the women at that event were whispering about barbielips appearance as she looks like she just came back from a long weekend of binge drinking!! She keeps saying that she would never want a older man but does she realize that she is older!! The fact is she couldn't get a older man with money as she is damaged goods and would be embarrasing to be seen with.

 

[npadcr]

They supposedly forgot their Wedding Anniversary?? That is such a load of crap omg.. They really think their followers are so stupid or what? He's always posting 11:11 as it's the day they got married in Mauritius!
Anyhooo.. Next :
What the fukc is she wearing today in Monaco? A green highlighter colored skirt and top with her white Givenchy boots . I'll give him this for once that he's properly dressed at least.
More importantly, she's had the same updo since she left Dubai. She's sleeping in it for 2 nights now. How is that even possible? I guess because she's had even more extensions added in she doesn't want to mess up the updo. But for 3 days now combing her hair yuck.
Oh the burn that Michael Davis did by posting a story of his First Class ticket
It's only the AM and they've already given me content to take apart

EWWWWW- this pictures are sickening! The two floppy things on each side of her head and the cheap outfits she is wearing are just gross. She looks just plain awful. Agreed, Dirty Juan looks appropriately dressed and I will give him this much. Sure bonnie and clyde you no more forgot your wedding anniversary then you would forget a free meal or vacation. She has already said that she sleeps in her makeup and hair for a couple of days to get her money's worth. She is just dirty- no other way to put it!

I laughed to myself when manchild put a story of them having lunch in their favourite restaurant. Erm what? How many times exactly has he dined there It was virtually empty too lol apart from a couple of other elderly diners. He really is settling well into this life. He would have been telling his Mum that they were off to Monaco this weekend and were so exited

Just like he puts "family" next to anyone that has money and feels sorry for them and takes them for a free meal or vacation. What a joke! The good thing about Dirty Juan is he is so predictable and transparent.

 

[LouisLover]

Just like he puts "family" next to anyone that has money and feels sorry for them and takes them for a free meal or vacation. What a joke! The good thing about Dirty Juan is he is so predictable and transparent.

He would be better to tag 'meal ticket' Another couple were at the lunch so my guess is they paid the bill. What I don't understand is why are these wealthy people constantly paying for these two grown adults? They are hardly having intelligent conversations, manchild is always on his phone pointing at everyone and everything, then back to his gormless fake smile. The minute CS catches the camera on her its "action" and a fake pout and kiss for manchild.
I would love to be a fly on the wall in a room full of people watching them interacting with others. Guests must wonder what the hell she was doing with him, cos it isn't for the money or intelligence for sure.

 

[npadcr]

Well, he would say that wouldn't he.

Yuck..............this guy is so gross!!

Classy … 🫣

These pictures of Barbielips are just so awkward and trashy. I mean she looks more and more like a call girl and less like a middle aged women that grew up with money and status. She has so much filter on these pictures that she looks worse then if she just took a normal photo. What gets me is the dresses that are up to her "cuchy" and she thinks that appropriate for a young person's bar mitzvah or better yet- Kris Fade's wedding. She mentioned on one of her podcast that she has beautiful legs and she likes to accent them! Welp, that may work for a 20 year old model but not looking good on her. Not to mention I never see any of the other women dressed like that I can't imagine what my friends and family would say if I showed up at an event looking like that?

 

[Joan on Third]

Meanwhile, Cem is being real and living his best life dj'ing on a yacht

 

[Joan on Third]

Yuck..............this guy is so gross!!


These pictures of Barbielips are just so awkward and trashy. I mean she looks more and more like a call girl and less like a middle aged women that grew up with money and status. She has so much filter on these pictures that she looks worse then if she just took a normal photo. What gets me is the dresses that are up to her "cuchy" and she thinks that appropriate for a young person's bar mitzvah or better yet- Kris Fade's wedding. She mentioned on one of her podcast that she has beautiful legs and she likes to accent them! Welp, that may work for a 20 year old model but not looking good on her. Not to mention I never see any of the other women dressed like that I can't imagine what my friends and family would say if I showed up at an event looking like that?

On your point about her choice of dress, in particular this cheap yellow one she wore this past weekend: there's an unwritten rule in the world of fashion and it's that you never have the top and the bottom revealing. You can wear short but the top should be more covered..and vice versa you can have a risqué top but the bottom part should be long. It's as simple as that if you don't want to look cheap. For someone that was supposedly a stylist she really has lost the plot.

 

[Jennyblonde]

On your point about her choice of dress, in particular this cheap yellow one she wore this past weekend: there's an unwritten rule in the world of fashion and it's that you never have the top and the bottom revealing. You can wear short but the top should be more covered..and vice versa you can have a risqué top but the bottom part should be long. It's as simple as that if you don't want to look cheap. For someone that was supposedly a stylist she really has lost the plot.

That's so true, a place on a street corner awaits. The photoshop on these are shocking

 

[Joan on Third]

That's so true, a place on a street corner awaits. The photoshop on these are shocking

On the first picture she looks like she's on a stage having just finished her pole dancing act and thanking the clients

 

[Jennyblonde]

On the first picture she looks like she's on a stage having just finished her pole dancing act and thanking the clients

Spot on! IQ28 will have her doing that when the cash starts drying up

 

[npadcr]

Meanwhile, Cem is being real and living his best life dj'ing on a yacht

My man Cem is fine!!! He has transitioned beautifully by keeping his head down, mouth closed, parented well and kept moving. Regardless of what happened in their marriage we can assume both parties are to blame for the split- up. HOWEVER, when you look at the post/divorce pictures of both of them- well my vote goes to him. Barbielips has aired this man's dirty laundry out on her podcast for years now- and he has yet to respond. Cem will remarry someone younger and probably have a second family if he can.

Spot on! IQ28 will have her doing that when the cash starts drying up

Either that or he will have her doing For Fans Only! Her friend Larsa is doing it and making 10 grand a month!! Although- she doesn't really have any fans that would pay to see her- does she? Speaking of Larsa- I am thinking that relationship has gone south.

That's so true, a place on a street corner awaits. The photoshop on these are shocking
Soooo, photoshopped! They are actually photoshopped on top of photoshopped!!! Notice how long she has her legs looking. What is striking me about these pictures of her are the fact how far she has gone down the hole since her days of LOL. It is so apparent now that Cem (like him or not) kept her from being her true self- which is what we are seeing now. This is her real self!!!

 

[Jennyblonde]

How accurate is this!

 

[npadcr]

Promise- I won't type another manuscript like I normally do- just a couple of things. It is all some and mirrors with these two. The real question is was Slimy Sergayo involved in this cryptocurrency ftx fallout that has lost investors billions of dollars? I am in NYC and I am shook at the amount of people I know that have lost money on this. And I am not talking small amounts................WTF!! This was the company that most celeberties and reality people here in the States were invested. It was one of those "trendy" things that rich people did without doing any research. Knowing that dumb ass like we all do I can clearly see him taking all their money and dumping it it to this looking for a quick turnaround. Is it wrong of me that I want to see him sent packing from Dubai on a one way ticket back to the states after barbielips finds out she is out of most of her money.

How accurate is this!

ahahahahaha, now that is funny! Whoever did this please stand up and take a bow! Who does she think she is with those big ass sun glasses? SHe looks absolutely horrific in these pictures. Isn't it funny that the two normal looking people in the picture aren't holding a drink but the two freaks are? In fact almost every picture she takes she is holding a drink. What happened to her not drinking for her IVF? Babble head is retired (cough,cough) so there goes her job with Cosmesurge!

 

[hellokittymermaid]

Honesty, I don’t think Caroline would have been stupid enough to invest any of her own money in crypto. And Sergio didn’t really have anything to invest in the first place. He was just ‘flexing for the gram’ like all the other fake fools. The posts about bitcoin, NFTs, the cannabis farms in Portugal and the hotels with Russian ‘investors’ have all gone very quiet. Caroline is back in her lane with the Euro trash in Monaco, she really doesn’t need to hang around with the fake billionaires in Dubai. She actually has real society and family business connections with those people, and she needs to concentrate on that, not ‘Mr Bitcoin’ and his dodgy gangsta hangers on.

 

[npadcr]

Slimy Sergio will eventually move on to someone else who is younger and has more money. This is all smoke and mirrors and eventually one of them will have enough and move on. Barbielips was his entry way into the world he thinks he deserves to live in without working or being born into wealth. What I wouldn't do to hear what the people especially the women say about these two when they aren't around. I mean if we can clearly see it and we don't know them- imagine what they think being up close and personal. What absolutely astounds me is that she clearly spends little time being a mom and more time being the town lush! Once those boys get older and start acting out ( and they will- teenagers always do) she will have send them right to Cem to fix the mess she is creating. She is one selfish biatch!

Honesty, I don’t think Caroline would have been stupid enough to invest any of her own money in crypto. And Sergio didn’t really have anything to invest in the first place. He was just ‘flexing for the gram’ like all the other fake fools. The posts about bitcoin, NFTs, the cannabis farms in Portugal and the hotels with Russian ‘investors’ have all gone very quiet. Caroline is back in her lane with the Euro trash in Monaco, she really doesn’t need to hang around with the fake billionaires in Dubai. She actually has real society and family business connections with those people, and she needs to concentrate on that, not ‘Mr Bitcoin’ and his dodgy gangsta hangers on.

That is a world that I know nothing about but I am curious how long it takes for her eruro trash friends in Monaco to realize that she has absolutely nothing to offer anyone. The best she has at this point is her "dream home" which is nothing more than a pile of rubble after a year.

 

[Vegasbaby]

Hey all! New to the thread. Just found this thread today after I started RHOD. I’m sure I remember her from Ladies of London or something along those lines? I did quite like her in that show from what I can remember. A few thoughts from watching the first RHOD episode. Within a year she had a divorce and re married? Why can women like her just not be alone. She also mentioned her hubby wanted to get married ‘so he wasn’t just seen as a toy boy’, yeah he’s trying to get that bag by the sounds of it! Her hen do, why was he there!? Fair enough if they had a joint one with his friends but that just screams weird to me. Looking forward to catching up on this thread from now on