What’s the pen for?
Well, she’s glad you asked. See, she’s fromDon’t most people in the UK call them solicitors rather than lawyers?
Revolting nails!Her minions are so strange. Ohh! I’m in stitches! Chortle, giggle, etc.![]()
Tacky as f**k. She thinks she invented camo and neonRevolting nails!
They get some of the unused product from the office.Oh I didn’t know that was a thing lol what does Caroline send to her Freaks?
They looked ridiculous on This Morning especially with a lurid pink jumper and an inch of roots!Revolting nails!
Don't forget Irish too!Well, she’s glad you asked. See, she’s fromTennessee Louisiana Liverpool The Navajo NationFulham.
Oh god, is that anal bleaching guy? Great, now people are going to be putting up increasingly risque posts in order to get recognised. Good work
She actually went on national telly with them. And a Barbie pink top, as well......Revolting nails!
Me watching her on This Morning with the jumper/nails/blonde hair combo
In this scenario, she thinks she's Patrick Bateman, but is actually Nick BatemanThere is an idea of a Caroline Hirons, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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Why buy one product when you can buy 2?! #hironsmademedoitI remember Caroline saying quite a few times that "a moisturizer with SPF is just a weaker SPF, you need a separate SPF" on her IG lives. When I asked her why would that be since all products with SPF need to meet the same regulatory requirements to declare the SPF value, she didn't really have an answer but said it's "proven" that people are able to use more SPF than moisturizer.
Well, Michelle from Lab Muffin Beauty Science just posted a video that busted this myth. She also said there is zero reliable evidence to suggest the general population uses more sunscreen on their faces than moisturizers.
What did you say to get blocked on all her social media?*waves* I have been creeping the CH threads for a solid hour now after I saw the bag's name listed in the Forums. I will probably lurk and chuckle once in a while rather than post as I'm blocked by her all across the internet* and she gives me rage but just wanted to say, you are my people
*'badass' Hirons apparently doesn't like it when someone calls her out on her bull and reminds her what she is - a glorified QVC stylie marketeer who, despite access to all the skincare/glam available to man (and beasts), still manages to look like she's been dragged through a hedge backward... face down.