Caroline Hirons #4

[SqualorVictoria]

I wouldn't leave the house without it! Imagine the shame

All joking aside, I'd have so much more respect for CH if she told this man to piss off to Google to get information. I can't help but think if there was a private group specifically for mens interest and a woman showed up to cause a stir that she wouldn't be entertained and fawned over in the same way that seems to happen when men (who often don't have the purest of intentions, as we've seen) do it to womens interest groups

Caroline is just more concerned with woke points

 

[Wobblehead]

Fair play to her for donating £10k to help fund for £40,000 meals for children and the other 30k donated to the eve appeal

Yes but it shows how much money is being made despite all these fake discounts. Proof that pricey skincare is probably a rip off. We are programmed to think that unless it is expensive it won't work as well as a cheaper option and this is just bollocks.

Ooh someone in the group has Politely questioned why there’s so little time to decide on the kits and how they dislike that it whips everyone into a frenzy. She worded it so much better than I could and it’s reminded me that I’m falling for marketing hype. The only saving grace is a that at 10am my brain is functioning. It’s late at night when I tend to make stupid decisions.

I read this too and actually most of the replies so far are sensible.

 

[cholulamare]

Katie Jane Hughes shared her night time skincare routine on her IG story last night and it's basically 1. Cleanse 2. Go to bed, and she has great skin. I'm sure I've seen her use acids when prepping skin before makeup though.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

I absolutely hate the term. Either you got a treatment or you didn't. If you think there's nothing wrong with having work done, why are you trying to downplay the work you've had done? Like saying oh I don't smoke, only when I'm drunk. Then you do smoke sunshine.
Baby botox can fuck right off too. What's next? Oh I just gave puberty a helping hand, not a boob job. Totally different. Fuckers.

Didn't really get a facelift, I just gave gravity a hand using science. Didn't get a nose job either, just trimmed it with a scalpel

 

[Sheeeet]

I dunno man, they have a lot in common
- out of touch with commoners
- 4 kids
- depends on public goodwill
- giant house
- special separate room for gifts (incoming)
- accepts over-enthusiastic fawning on regular basis

Forgot the MOST IMPORTANT point
- tells Boris what to do

Edit: Also
- family works for her
- personal 'seal of approval' on overpriced items for sale (e.g. doublecleanse/ fortnum and mason goods)
- inexplicable dress code

 

[Steptoe]

Someone posted today about having a 'day off' from full skincare routine, ie just cleansing, and how it really made a difference to her skin... She had to edit the post to disclaim that this is against C's rules! Of course - the more product the better eh others commented concurring that they've previously found less is more yet still apply a shit ton of crap am and pm

 

[HanHan.]

Oh Christ she’s off!!

 

[Shineyshine]

Yeah but she's not going to make an enemy out of darling Charlotte, is she? Gotta keep those #presssamples rolling in

Exactly. But she’s fine with them ripping the shit out of anyone who makes an innocent comment that may go against her own particular stance on something. She’s a fucking hypocrite.

 

[Badabing101]

Maybe let’s just let the 6 year old be a 6 year old...

What the fuckety fuck is all that about?

Sorry for the swearing but I am appalled.

 

[Icemaiden01]

Ok what’s the butt hold thread?

Believe it’s a guy asking about skin bleaching??? Not privy to all the details as I left the group when they started shaming brands for not donating enough to her pointless charity which I believe raised £10 for every beautician whilst she was also being a white saviour and getting the Government to reopen beauty which they were always going to do anyway

 

[CherryMayhem]

Someone has posted today about a product not having a pump top when she has unscrewed the entire top rather than taken the lid off. She needed to be told how to open a bottle. Seriously, have i just imagined that?

 

[Smithsmile]

I like and follow Caroline however the recent Sunday Riley debacle made me laugh. When Sunday Riley first launched she raved about them and was consulting for them. Then she went silent for a while and was repeatedly asked to review the Tidal moisturiser when it launched. Eventually on her blog she listed them in a blog post of products she was not going to review and said something like ‘I think the brand is overrated and I kind of regret giving them so much oxygen, is that way too honest for this early in the morning.’ I presume they ended their consultancy contract?

several years later she started talking about them again and Tidal moisturiser was included in one of her beauty boxes recently.

I went back to look for the blog post and she has heavily edited the reference to Sunday Riley to remove anything damning.

 

[Sheeeet]

I'M THE QUEEN AND I'M REELLY ANGRY!

 

[Shane]

She’s done a vlog with him I’m sure - Dr Sam. Full of wonder and awe and butt kissing. Wow.

She is losing it. (My teachers gave me cheat sheets approx 100 years ago when I did my A’ Levels).

 

[Shineyshine]

For those asking - my friend sent me these, I left the group a while ago, couldn’t stand the aggro!

This reads like a piss take. Even if it’s genuine, I’m sure there are plenty of forums for gay men where they can seek advice on this type of thing. Attention seeker.

 

[Ciaragh]

What I want to know is who ever appointed Carowhine Hirons judge, jury and executioner when it comes to skincare? Oh that’s right, nobody did so shut up and get off the fucking stage Caroline.

Just because she likes to think she’s an authority on everything doesn’t mean she is and I don’t get why anyone should give a shit what a random retail worker thinks about face cream. A vet would be more qualified to offer advice than she is

 

[Stonecatlin]

New thread title : Caroline Hirons #5 Conspiracy? No hun have a bookmark

 

[VicR]

Just read a post in the Freaks group from someone who had a dream she met CH who gave her a certificate for making good skincare buying choices & followed it with "#bestdream" and "#lifegoals" It's a cult. No wonder CH behaves the way she does with this kind of fawning.
I reckon she hasn't had filler at all, it's just her head getting bigger. She's just using the filler line as an excuse for a MASSIVE EGO.

 

[rosemarina]

She used to promote Tata Harper products at lot- I mean a lot- on her blog, so that’s interesting. I agree that the gravy train has stopped.

 

[Skiddidlydaddle]

And it’s no good them saying ‘I’ve mentioned this in the past’. It needs to be disclosed on every single post, so that new viewers see the information and existing followers are reminded. It’s not good enough to mention the Botox and fillers once and expect that to cover them for every occasion in the future when they go on to wax lyrical about amazing skincare products.

Right, for example until I read the threads on here I had no idea Sali Hughes and Caroline Hirons had botox or fillers as neither had ever mentioned it and had in fact spoken about ageing naturally in the past. No wonder people feel cheated by the recommendations (often for eyewateringly expensive products).