Carol Vorderman

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Any tea on Carol? Was just reading the other day how she is single and has ''special friends''
Bunk ups. 🤣

I can’t understand why she‘s messed with her face and figure so much? She was ageing really well. I don’t believe the huge Kardashian backside and massive boobs are down to HRT like she claims. It would look ridiculous on someone 30 years younger. It’s just a terrible look and not at all natural.
Oh she has definitely had work done. If you see pictures of her years ago, her chest was much flatter.

Now as I have aged my boobs have got bigger, my bum has also got a little bigger. That is partly down to menopause, although I do not take HRT. But I no longer have a small waist either.

Carol’s face has had Botox treatment and when we had the lockdown earlier this year, you could really see that her face was missing the Botox injections. 🤣

She must think that we are all fools to not see it. 🤣
 
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Bunk ups. 🤣



Oh she has definitely had work done. If you see pictures of her years ago, her chest was much flatter.

Now as I have aged my boobs have got bigger, my bum has also got a little bigger. That is partly down to menopause, although I do not take HRT. But I no longer have a small waist either.

Carol’s face has had Botox treatment and when we had the lockdown earlier this year, you could really see that her face was missing the Botox injections. 🤣

She must think that we are all fools to not see it. 🤣
i don't know who she is even trying to convince?

herself? :ROFLMAO:

as said before, she is so out of proportion that she looks like a cartoon character or a porn star :rolleyes:
 
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It’s sad.
I agree. I honestly think she must have body dysmorphia of some kind.

Guys, I’m old, but here’s some tea from the 80s. I distinctly remember that she got so wasted at a BBC Xmas party that she was shagging someone on a table with an audience and even took it up the bum.

I remember being horrified by that as a young teen!
 
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Guys, I’m old, but here’s some tea from the 80s. I distinctly remember that she got so wasted at a BBC Xmas party that she was shagging someone on a table with an audience and even took it up the bum.

Who was the lucky bloke, I wonder? 😁 😁 😁
 
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(Sorry can't find a thread for her)

Just flipped over and seen her on Pride of Britain, oh my God, what has she done to herself.
 
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Carol vordermen is someone that’s never really appealed to me and I also don’t get the appeal of her
I do get that back in the 80s and 90s she was seen as smart and classy but since countdown what she really done celebrity oriented she should have faded into obscurity in the late 90s after countdown I know she did loose woman for a short while and she did look good back then
She lives in Bristol my sees her around sometimes she said if she was chocolate she would eat herself she walks around like an A lister
I think it’s sad to see an intelligent woman sell her self short like that she look horrendous now
 
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Instagram recommended her profile for me to follow so I had a look at her feed. That video with her and Craig David is ridiculous, she looks like she has a watermelon stuffed down her trousers. Not as flattering as she thinks it is.
 
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She seems to be popping up all over the place at the moment. Not that she ever has anything interesting to say. Very full of herself (almost as bad as Lulu). And she just looks so odd - sort of like a human being, but the overall proportions are a bit wrong.
 
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Another boob bikini shot 🤦‍♀️ it’s every frigging day now…. Why ????
Attention seeking for ego
Or
Wanting to be told she looks good to boost her self esteem/or to reassure her she looks good because she is having doubts that her 'enhancements' have succeeded.
 
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She's beyond insufferable. I'd normally feel at least a bit sorry for anyone so desperate but I'm just sick of her.
 
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Desperate to stay in the public eye so no media outlets forget she's available for ANY work. The more outrageous and thirsty she acts the more she stays relevent 🤦‍♀️
 
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She seems to be popping up all over the place at the moment. Not that she ever has anything interesting to say. Very full of herself (almost as bad as Lulu). And she just looks so odd - sort of like a human being, but the overall proportions are a bit wrong.
I wonder if Carol and Lulu will be wheeled out for the Coronation? They love getting in on anything. Both woman have self esteems far above normal mortals.
 
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I can’t stand her. I recall her selling loans on TV adverts - horrendous APR loans, but it seems that she is now the guardian of the nations morals.
She is as false as her titties. Apparently she has 5 or so partners that she has regular sex with? Or that was the latest I heard..
She is presenting herself as some sort of insatiable nymph now. Anything for attention.
 
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