Carlz J Soda #2 binary views, medical woes. She couldn't be more basic, even with her egregious clothes!

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whathappenedtotherabbit

Who thinks she’s trying to attract an alpha male with her car talk? Apparently she loves her jeep because “it can go anywhere”… um okay Carlz pretty sure you have no friends, no partner, no family (that you are on good terms with) to go anywhere with…. Fuck she’s a try hard
 
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fakeymcfake

Not Carlz having an angry rant, that’s so out of character. If you’ve only got 10 minutes to reset maybe hop to it instead of ranting on stories.
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“I’m not complaining” she’s posted 5 stories about it
 

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leeeeleeee

fakeymcfake said:
Not Carlz having an angry rant, that’s so out of character. If you’ve only got 10 minutes to reset maybe hop to it instead of ranting on stories.
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“I’m not complaining” she’s posted 5 stories about it
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She’s such a punish. That’s your job mate, as owner or whatever the hell you are at this particular point in time. If they reset everything back to the way they found it, that’s amazing and a bonus. Maybe don’t ’just Pop in just in case’ but do your job.
 
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leaky_beaky

There isn't a day where she isn't complaining about something or someone. Sodacan is a truly painful person. You can see why these people don't last long in business with her. I can't see this co ownership lasting long.
 
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leeeeleeee

Imagine having a mild irritation and not spewing vitriol about it on social media for with after story. Imagine OWniNg a business and not bad mouthing your clients on social media.
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

It’s so funny that Carly thinks she’s so tuned into American culture. She doesn’t even know that the Deep South is not cowboy country. Hun, you’re going to be hard pressed finding anyone wearing a white Stetson in Alabama.
 

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Hereforthelellls

EveryDaysASoulDay said:
It’s so funny that Carly thinks she’s so tuned into American culture. She doesn’t even know that the Deep South is not cowboy country. Hun, you’re going to be hard pressed finding anyone wearing a white Stetson in Alabama.
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More likely to have all your basic rights taken from you and not be allowed to get an abortion in Alabama, Carlz!
 
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EveryDaysASoulDay

Hereforthelellls said:
More likely to have all your basic rights taken from you and not be allowed to get an abortion in Alabama, Carlz!
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That seems to be most of the red states these days, unfortunately. Absolutely fucking tragic.
(But yeah, becoming a second class citizen is basically what she is romanticizing when she gushes about needing to hook up with some knuckle-dragging conservative MAGAt from the States.)

She’s more likely to find a bubba wearing a truckers cap in Alabama than a cowboy hat. She’s a few states too far to the east for her cowboy wet dreams. A thick drawl does not a cowboy make, Carlz! I’d reach out personally to tell her how silly she sounds but I’m sure she would do a whole reel about how wrong I am because she’s got a degree and is edumacated on such things!
 
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leaky_beaky

Does sodacan only take photos of people for their portfolio? Her portfolio is very boring and limited. I can't see Vogue contacting her anytime in the future, even though she thinks she a far better photographer than anyone else.
 
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leeeeleeee

livin_the_nuffy_life said:
Not Carlz catfishing again.
If you didn’t read her word salad, you’d think she’d personally photographed him.
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And of course this is who she worships. She creamed her pants when he craned the lambo into his penthouse in inner city Melbourne. That is truly someone to idolise.
 
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fakeymcfake

Did Adrian Portelli ask you for a “brand audit” you deranged psycho? Of course not. He’s not going to pick you babe, or even acknowledge your “work” in any way.
 
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fakeymcfake

Oop her desperation caught his attention, not enough to follow her back of course lol. She has such one sided relationships with all of these men she idolises, Adrian, JP, Gordon Ramsay, they say thanks and then go back to forgetting she exists.
 
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leeeeleeee

fakeymcfake said:
Says the woman who also said she posts controversial “spicy Carlz” content for engagement. She can’t keep up with her own bs.
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Yeah her bizness strategy is to have a massive tantrum to camera when people engage with her on the ‘low value engagement traps’ more than her headshot content. Yet still do them.

But also, would anyone follow her at all without her car crash of a social media history? She’s definitely be able to analyse the quality of who would be left as it would be a following for ants!
 
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leaky_beaky

I don't think she will be impressed if they can repair her Lego block car. She was planning on a new car. Can't wait for the rage that will ensue when she can't get her way.
 
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leeeeleeee

leaky_beaky said:
I don't think she will be impressed if they can repair her Lego block car. She was planning on a new car. Can't wait for the rage that will ensue when she can't get her way.
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Yeah for sure. She’s making the new car a significant part of her personality.
 
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