Carlyjadedrake

[legsbumsandtums]

Did she forget to decorate her tree?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Hes obviously been in strip clubs before or she wouldn't mention it. Shes probably spent more than £150 in b&m this week. The boring bastard

This is the most interesting thing she's ever posted in her life

 

[Snarkypants]

My nana looks younger, and she's been dead 22 years.

 

[Loving the gossip]

I honestly can't see what he's done that's so bad. She is always spending money daily on pure shit.

 

[yoyo444]

I haven’t watched her stories or been on her account in a while, thought I’d have a look this morning, oh my god! What the fuck has happened to her? She looks so haggard, what age is she?

63 years old

 

[Mum123]

Her insta story of her and her cringey chav boyfriend thinking he’s Jay z or something in his car with the keys to their new house. ‘We did it baby’ who tf do they think they are the pair of chav twats

Carly smiling having fotgot to put her teeth in again

 

[Rainbow_rhythms]

I don't get it. In some photos she looks 15 and in others she looks 65. Very very odd.

 

[pinkqueen]

Hahah I’ve no idea but she does look like a crack addict

 

[MissPrint]

How self absorbed and yuck are her car stories. ‘Will is forcing me’ ‘it’s so stressful’ ‘there is nothing worse than choosing a car’ arrrrgggghhh!!!! Then Will quite clearly stating ‘I am not forcing you’ and ‘I just want you to be happy I don’t understand why you are stressed’ She is such a bitch!!!! She does not deserve him! Her smug little face when he is pandering to her because she is so stressed about choosing a new car…. I just want to smack it

First world problems. I’m sure the majority of people following her would love the ‘stress’ of choosing a new car. Many of them are stressed by choosing between heating or eating.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Fucks sake carly don't take any advice off your bestie beggy flaps lamb put the spaniels ears away, the ghetto fabulous rap and get some dignity. He won't give a shit if he's already cheated trust me

 

[ChubClubThug]

I haven’t watched her stories or been on her account in a while, thought I’d have a look this morning, oh my god! What the fuck has happened to her? She looks so haggard, what age is she?

In dog years she's definitely dead

 

[Eachpeach]

Theres jam there and jam there, i dunno what hes had to eat.
Im no rocket scientist but id go with a jam fucking sandwich. With a side of stripper for lunch.

 

[Beccaboox1]

I really don't understand her logic?! She is complaining about how much she pays for pet insurance and said she's worried what her monthly gas and electric will be but goes and buys fake LV sliders for £50?! I could never spend that much on fake designer items WhAts the point!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I bet she's on the phone to her bestie Rebecca dingle mutton lamb oh to be a fly on the wall

 

[Eachpeach]

£150 bet it went up his nose

 

[xxx123]

How cringe I honestly think she thinks she’s some kind of celeb with all these dramatic updates why would you post it all over your private social media let alone your isntagram which has thousands of followers you don’t personally know

 

[Coffee-Addict]

Since his hair transplant his hair just sits on the top of his head

 

[Eachpeach]

She has 100% got rid of her dog!!! He has literally disappeared. If she has which I believe she definitely has then what an absolute bitch she is.

She probably has, he was brown and white so probably didnt fit in with her dull, grey, black and white life. Shes an absolute cunt if she has.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Oh yeah 100% controlling, like the time he was working away and she bookes the rest of the family into a hotel near to where he was working and drove down to stay with him.

Sounds like he's cheated in the past to me

 

[12055584]

She’s got tits like spaniels ears