Carly Burd Salty Allotment #3 a pinch of salt for free

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Quick! Everyone nominate Colin!

 

[Hold my beans]

Erm... (from AMOMWL fb)

 

[Hold my beans]

I bet Colin doesn't even know what chatgpt is. And doesn't need to

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Wow

TW: hiding as brief reference to suicide

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Should have fought for the allotments like Colin fought for his and done was what asked and filled out the paperwork in a timely manner

Yes. Odd that Colin isn't approaching his fourth thread on Tattle and is quietly enjoying running his allotment whilst she has been a rolling shit show since The Saltening.

 

[lilykestrel]

Wow

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Should have fought for the allotments like Colin fought for his and done was what asked and filled out the paperwork in a timely manner

 

[MistyWindows]

Jesus Christ she’s reposted about 300 photos of all the animal feed she’s had on her drive this year.

I just don’t like her tone in this one, these are (mostly) people struggling financially, not children.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

'delete your information for data protection'

but you're surely not deleting it instantly because you then need to hand the address onto the driver?

Never mind that data protection isn't deleting information instantly, it's SECURELY keeping what information you need (*) (arguably service users information is needed - because then people don't have to endlessly send you their info!) for a predetermined retention period and not sharing it with anybody who doesn't have a reason to see it

(*) FOR FREE

She's stupid (and racist).

If she is deleting "for data protection" as she claims, how come she is able to go back weeks and tell people they've had a delivery when they say they haven't?

ETA: I thought people were routinely getting deliveries? You need to hold data for that.

 

[lilykestrel]

Morbidly fascinated by the thought of what poppy based atrocity would have been built in the allotment for Remembrance Day

 

[HotesTilaire]

Auntie Pat doesn’t like it on this thread, her and Uncle Dennis were laughing at those terrible glitter name glasses for sale on Facebook, and calling it glass vajazzling. Donna heard about it and threatened to knock her block off if she saw her. Aunty Pat won’t go in Costco for a big shop any more just in case.

 

[Tabitha D]

Thanks for the continued support Carly!
Lots of love, your local vermin xx

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

The delayed response to the allotments Freedom of Information Act request is due today. Dance that off, Carly.

 

[Hollaaa]

I clicked through and there's a fake driving licence for Santa and a slimming world binder thing personalised for a Carly.

Imagine if someone combined the two, they'd have themselves a CIC registered in no time.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Go, Freedom of Information squig!

 

[Lazarus]

One of my favourite Carly sayings is: children are the adults of the future.
even AI couldn’t come up with that

 

[Emotional Support Ferret]

Fuck me I just thought about flies in the summer
Those poor neighbours. You just know if they said anything they’d have the Facebook hun brigade after them, lead by sergeant Donna and her personalised diamanté helmet.

Donna was also saved from starvation in October by Carly. Donna's husband works for a company described as 'International Specialists in Asian and Oriental Foods'

 

[cowtastrophe]

I think at some point in the not too distant future, there will be an announcement that Carlz‘s health has taken a turn for the worse and sadly she can’t continue with A Meal.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

All the oranges have been taken by good Harlow people keen to increase their vitamin C intake. Or maybe not

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Carly has deleted her Muslim hate thread from her Facebook page.

Best keep repeating the screenshots at the beginning of every thread, then?

Every single thread. So that the first thing anybody sees on each thread is her racist venom. Followed by her dodgy dealings and general stupidity, but first and foremost, the racism.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

All of her problems stem from failing to register as a CIC or charity in April. Everything we can read now should have been published eight months ago. Because of this she has lost the allotments, is subject to a level of scrutiny she never would have got otherwise and has shown herself to be incapable of delivering services.

 

[Funsizes]

in my menopausal insomnia I was idly scrolling through her posts to see how long it was between her last relationship ending and the onset of Wayne (well under a year) and came across this post which perfectly encapsulates why she is not someone who should be trusted with vulnerable people’s personal information.

Yes, it’s very sweet of her son to buy his friend a hoodie but naming the friend on social media?
And I’m not even going into how little respect she has for her children’s privacy.

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This has absolutely astounded me. The shame children at my school feel when they are visibly poor is heartbreaking and I can't even imagine the effect a post like this would have on that child's self esteem.