BrummyMummy #195 Everything Changes but Babs

[AliceInWanderLost]

In a twist of fate I am wearing striped shorts today same age as Babs but with gold Birkenstocks and plain white fitted tshirt, because like I said I’m 48, not 4.

for the sake of 48 year old women everywhere, Please at least put in the effort to wear your striped shorts and white tee with a pair of golden pasta shoes!

and in the WILD scenario that you don't own a pair of THE ultimate must-have cutting-edge of shoe fashion, you can DIY them for yourself - pointy kitten heels, a can of gold spray paint, a couple of pasta bows and a tube of PVA glue, sorted! HTH

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Snatched waist is the new large girl saying when they literally look like a sausage but the dress goes in a cm round the middle… sadly they don’t mention it also gives them an a shelf

 

[Stimpii]

Swear she posts things like this on purpose but still.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

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Swear she posts things like this on purpose but still.

She really does…. And it really gets us running to here ….. I think she does it so when she makes an effort it makes her look stunning…. I had to chuckle yesterday when she said nobody’s child clothing makes her sexy….her brain must be like an old animated cartoon acting out

 

[Boredofgrey]

She’s so desperate to cling on to the little kid vibe isn’t she. Consoling year 6 parents. Her youngest child is going into year 9. Nothing more age appropriate to share?

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I see she is still desperately trying convince herself that she LOVES being a mother to "big kids" who she can't control, who are embarrassed by her, who refuse to participate in her content and basically want nothing to do with her. reminiscing fondly about the toddler years she aPsolutely HATED.

 

[Nadurath]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (channeling babs in repeated content ), but the Mums who related to her during the toddler years, that became her core audience, and bought into the meet ups / rit mugs she used to sell did not give birth to anomalies of science. Just as her kids have aged, so have the children of her original audience. And if she’d stuck to content aimed at the audience who could relate to her, she probably wouldn’t be the absolute mess of a human she is now.

The world moved on, and babs stayed put. Which is ironic given her love of living multiple seasons in the future.

 

[SingSong]

The endless photos of the back of her children is just ridiculous.

It's over Bab, get a new selling point or a new job.

And who would take parenting advice from someone who sold out their kids privacy over and over, for her own financial gain. Not me. Nice to see her kids put their foot down and refuse to be used on social media

 

[bowbowclown]

The endless photos of the back of her children is just ridiculous.

It's over Bab, get a new selling point or a new job.

And who would take parenting advice from someone who sold out their kids privacy over and over, for her own financial gain. Not me. Nice to see her kids put their foot down and refuse to be used on social media

Except sadly they still very much are (being used for content) . Just because we can't see their full faces, she's still exploiting every last drop of them

 

[Jossstickjunky]

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Holy tit. This almost 50 year old woman is seriously contemplating wearing this outfit in public

She's obviously going for the overgrown toddler look that chose their own clothes. FFS Bab, throw the bloody socks in the bin

 

[justme2]

Why is she telling the parents of year 6 kids transitioning to high school that they will no longer be watching Peppa pig and can make you a cup of tea ! They are 11 year olds not 5 year olds

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Why is she telling the parents of year 6 kids transitioning to high school that they will no longer be watching Peppa pig and can make you a cup of tea ! They are 11 year olds not 5 year olds

probably because HER kids weren't allowed to use the kettle or the toaster til they were about 12 - even eating from plastic plates as they weren't trusted with ceramic ones, similar to the gateway yogurt test to work out of they were yet able to "cope" with moving away from frubes. hell, she has asked so many times at what age the Es are able to use "adult" toothpaste as she still buys them their own tube of toddler stuff AND doses them up on calpol when they are "poorly" - on WILD Steve can handle the strength of a single paracetamol! babs has infantalised the Es, controlled them.and babied them for years - she doesn't understand that other parents allow their 11/12 year old children to have far more independence - and y'know, actually ENCOURAGE independence as part of their growth and development, instead of treating them as posessions/extentions of themselves.

I hate the way she insists on continue to refer to secondary school as "BIG school" - it's like how you'd talk to a really young child, not teens who attend the damn school.,

 

[Acorncollecter]

Prediction - she will do a reel using Robyn 'Dancing on my own' as it's trending heavily on tiktok from the film Voicemails for Isabelle. Which btw she has already posted that she's watched because she likes to pretend she hasn't if something then becomes a trend.

 

[Acorncollecter]

Her vlog this week....she is creaming herself as Erin has decided she wants to wear Disney on their holiday and so Babs can dress her like a mini me.

 

[Peachbomb]

Now that particular mug is definitely her “money can’t buy you class”
She is the definition of that.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

big brave 48 year old girlie pops, went to the dentist and got a filling all by her big brave self! def will have demanded an excel certificate be presented to her when she gets home, likely a selection of sugary treats to comfort her - not considering that if she cut back on the sugary snacks, she could probably avoid at least a few fillings.

but i guess it's a win/win situation for babs, as this way she has content to get herself a flood of attention the babettes, sending DMs of praise and telling her that she is a KWEEN who has inspired them to be big brave girls just. like. HER. and she doesn't have to make any changes to her diet.

 

[Maddogsmum]

Imagine being 48 and your dental hygiene and diet are so bad that you need a filling! I'd be mortified!

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

I’ve had a small operation this morning and I didn’t preach to social media she’s such a baby it’s a f*cking filling stop eating rit!

Btw I’m high on sedative and her vlog whilst waiting me me howl she’s gonna look like a right twit and I’m so here for it!

 

[Acorncollecter]

Interesting that the Sun Bum gift she received today was one of the products she recommended for Boots £10 Tuesday. New way of getting freebies? Also she's doing another shady giveaway.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

as usual, she sharing her teen daughter's clothes size repeatedly in the vlog - size XS, she's a size 4 to 6 as she shows each item of clothing she's bRought for Erin - she also highlights that Erin still fits in kids' clothes - age 11 to 12! yes, clothes sizes are completely. arbitrary and non of this means anything except that Erin is slim - but ffs, the aPsolute LAST thing I would have wanted at her age was the details of my clothes sizes to be shared all over the internet, as at that age i was so insecure and would have been mortified if all my classmates knew that size jeans I wore.

whether it bothers Erin or not - and ofc I really hope she doesn't have issues with body image etc, but she's a teen and at the very. least. is likely to have insecurities etc - it just shows that babs still refuses to protect her daughter's privacy. SHE defines herself by her clothes size and it's concerning that she seems to be raising Erin in an environment that wear she makes. no secret of the fact that her weight defines her worth, and is pushing her own issues onto her. daughter, especially when she can't conceal he jealousy that Erin - at age 15 - wears smaller clothes than her, a 48 year old woman. and all the scathing comments about how Erin doesn't get it from HER, and that it's something she got from Steve's side of the family, etc but can never hide the envy in her voice. so much for being a body confident KWEEN.