If I left my house dressed like that I think my family would be concerned. It’s a toddler outfit 
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My child would disown me (let alone my husband!).
In a twist of fate I am wearing striped shorts today 
same age as Babs but with gold Birkenstocks and plain white fitted tshirt, because like I said I’m 48, not 4.
same age as Babs but with gold Birkenstocks and plain white fitted tshirt, because like I said I’m 48, not 4.
I think I speak for all of us, when I say, yes babs, size up, you should always size up! HTH!
Those socks are going to cut off her circulation.
All that money and she recycles the same T shirts everytime, don’t get me wrong I’ve worn the same three outfits on rotation for 5 years but I’m not trying to launch myself as a fashion icon 
i mean, if she was going for excited toddler on their first trip to Disneyland, she has totally nailed the aesthetic. the ears. the bag "decorated" with keyrings, badges and tat. the character socks that she'll wear pulled as far up her legs as possible. i CANNOT with the cringe. jfc. 
i assume thay all you 48 year old
are THRILLED to have her representing you - all inspired by her Disney summer fashun and rushing out to bRuy yourselves identical outfits to "twin" with her. 
i assume thay all you 48 year old
are THRILLED to have her representing you - all inspired by her Disney summer fashun and rushing out to bRuy yourselves identical outfits to "twin" with her. 
My god, she’s either blind or delusional! Stating that those dresses make her look fit. WTH??? Just because they’re from 2022’s trendy brand, doesn’t mean you don’t look large and frumpy! Does she have blinkers on? I mean, it’s a new thing for her to spin around to show her huge a, but she’s obsessed with her saggy bits being front and centre. Call me a cowbag, but she couldn’t look less fit really!
Her bum looked huge in that pink dress when she did the spin. And the first dress...her little waist? Can she sit in the dresses. Remember that dress she wore for a presentation or something and she looked all slim in the magic mirror but someone took a photo of her in the wild and all her large was spilling over the chair and she looked so uncomfortable.
I love Nobody’s Child dresses. How dare SHE wear them. There is no way she is a f*cking size 18. ABSOLUTELY NO WAY! When she turns sideways she looks EASILY a size 22.
I’ve lost 50lbs recently and am a 16/18 having spent years wearing stretchy/elasticated clothes so I could fit in a 20, so I know what I’m talking about!!!
Her bits are massive and need a decent bloody bra.
Who remembers Trinny and Susanah with “What not to wear”?!! Susannah used to hoick women’s bra straps up so their bits weren’t resting on their bellies!! It immediately made them look slimmer!!!
Babs DEFINITELY needs to do that. She looked hideous in those dresses. large cow.
I’ve lost 50lbs recently and am a 16/18 having spent years wearing stretchy/elasticated clothes so I could fit in a 20, so I know what I’m talking about!!!
Her bits are massive and need a decent bloody bra.
Who remembers Trinny and Susanah with “What not to wear”?!! Susannah used to hoick women’s bra straps up so their bits weren’t resting on their bellies!! It immediately made them look slimmer!!!
Babs DEFINITELY needs to do that. She looked hideous in those dresses. large cow.
The reason it looks like she's wearing PJs in those shorts is because they look like PJS..... hope this helps x
Leaked information from one of her sheep (a colleague of mine)- when she asked for advice on nice shorts they shared a pair they had and she said “do they have elasticated waist though because I can’t wear anything with a waistband/zip/button”. So yeah, cow bags you’re right she is indeed NOT a size 18
But do you look "FIT" in itOh ffs I’ve got that shitting white floral tea dress - I wasn’t sure about it but my husband said it was one of the nicest things he’s ever seen me wear so I kept it AND NOW I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO HIM AGAIN
woah, the thickness of those nails gives me the ick!The tootie frooties are back
at this point, she may as well just buy a bag of tootie frooties and glue them to her nails, the sweets are aft less girthy! AND she'd save herself a fortune - more money to spend on tat!
in context, it's a pretty accurate description tbh. her shorts ARE "little" - little in the sense that they are far too small for her #NOTasize18 self.
"snatched waist" in the sense that someone has snatched her waist? seems bit of a niche crimewave, but i'm not really down with the antics of Brummie bandits - perhaps waists are in high demand. has there been a spate of waist-related burglaries in the area?!
Snatched waist is madness talk from a literal Toby Jug
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