Ooooh a thread title! Thanks Cow Bags, I loves ya
I haven’t really kept notes for a recap on the last thread (sorry) but the grid posts we’ve been subjected to are;
Being over 40 and still wearing bright clothes, daft accessories etc etc and how fabulous she is for being such a role model for women.
AD for Next midi (or mini, because she’s an idiot who can’t get anything right) dresses…..she of course made them look shit with a belt and manky trainers/ugly boots.
Photos of the house because it was nearly a year since they moved. Not actually a year, but because she’s always jumping on to the next event she couldn’t wait to get in there. Looks shit and overcrowded in there, they won’t be there long!
Her and a ridiculously massive Santa Mickey Mouse from Costco that she bought, even though her house is bursting with tat already.
AD for a podcast (that she wasn’t on!) about Disney, so the usual photos of her in the parks.
2 posts of them in London. Meant to be for the 40th birthday of PUS but they saw Hamilton and we know that was rearranged from lockdown times, so it wasn’t actually especially booked for his birthday. She made it look so boring - they basically went to sweet shops, a park, fast food places and were in bed (well, Steve was at the gym) by 8pm. Total waste of money and effort and not at all inspirational for anyone else to follow. Plus the outfits
AD for plastic Halloween crap from Poundstretcher, only featuring the kids, too much tat and babyish things for her nearly at secondary school daughter!
Speaking of which, she submitted the school application form for the Golden Girl so we had a sickly sweet poem about how much she loves her and is proud of her etc etc. All fair enough, it’s a big change and most parents feel like that, but not really something 1000s of strangers need to know about. Privately fine, publicly it’s just her saying “ooohh now tell me what a brilliant mum I am please Babettes, even though I sell my kids for ADs and ignore them for hours a day. Fanks, loves ya”
Reel of her (well, honestly it was mostly her belly as it’s hard to look at anything else in the world’s most unflattering outfit) dancing aggressively to the Ghostbusters song while wearing a Halloween costume. We’ve seen it before. She still takes it all too seriously and looks demented/aggressive/vicious rather than she’s having a laugh. There was a high kick, clearly today shes 100% better but it wasn’t long ago she needed sympathy engagement and it was still numb. Babnocchio in full swing.
The 6th year of “remember when I bought pumpkins to go in jars and they were too big” story. Talk about rehash and repeat!!
A photo of PUS and the kids in London for the start of half term/the last week of Steve being in his 30s. Pointless post.
And yeah. 100s of mundane stories, her grim face all greasy and her picking herself, the head wobbles and hand gestures (it’s still under the chin folks!) are getting worse by the day. We’ve had her dressed up like a clown as per usual, lots of captions that make no sense. She’s always out shopping for crap, eating cake and drinking creamy Starbucks drinks, she’s always moaning and being aggressive about everything, she’s usually being a cow and winding PUS up, ignoring her kids. All her her her. She’s made a lot of content from watching a program she’s already googled the ending of, and having decorators in to paint the hallway (and it’s a different colour before you even dare mention it
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And there have been a lot of “exaggerated stories” lately. IE, most of what comes out of her mouth sounds like total bullshit. From seeing Nicole Kidman jogging in London, to the decorator they hired being the same one who originally painted the house, to Erin wearing an oversized Scouts shirt as a dress for her swearing in ceremony. No vlog Wednesday because she’s not been able to work with the decorator there, even though her stories on Monday were all about how he’d think she was a weirdo for taking photos of Christmas things. So yeah, she talks a lot of crap but can’t keep up with it all so makes herself look like an even bigger idiot than usual!
I thought this would be a shorter recap just doing grid posts. I underestimated just how much crap she actually shares on Insta. I knew there were millions of stories, but there were also 12 grid posts in 10 days. Wow. She sure can rehash a lot of crap!
- toodles!
It's like she's his carer, not his bloody wife!