Happy Sept 1st Cow Bags! Apparently that’s a thing?!?
Recap for you:
Another crap Disney vlog - mostly the carpets on the boat as she huffed and puffed and stomped around.
There was a lovely shot of her talking in a t shirt, while showing her bum in skin coloured chin rub shorts in the mirror. Well edited as always.
She made a reel about watering plants in her pyjamas where she showed her true size. And it’s not an 18.
She took an early morning selfie saying it’s what the dog sees, conveniently forgetting it’s what we all see every day from her pit. And it’s grim.
She had a sleepover with the girl and yet dictated what the boy and PUS could watch.
She forgot to have Sunday off so guess that’s over now. Day at Drayton Manor. Probably an AD.
Modelled an unflattering jumpsuit for the Mrs Ladbaby In The Style collection with much filtering and posing, did her fake “ooh I get wobbly about being online” bit for attention and likes.
Announced with some horrendous photos of her jumping off a wall in her garden while wearing gross pyjamas that she was taking a “week off”. Hobby is her job, job is her life, all gets a bit much, lines blurred etc etc. Usual crap.
She managed to post a haul
of Disney cruise toot, and one of stationary
, reply to YouTube comments, be active on Twitter and post to TikTok so her week off was indeed just from Insta stories.
Stormed back into our lives on Sunday, her “day off”
, with loads of babbling pit stories, mundane boring crap and a grid post about her and PUS getting together on Bank Holiday Sunday.
Little nod to Tattle with the mention of the slow cooker she got for Christmas that she’s never used. She might be threatening to use it, but I’ll believe it when I see it! It’s one of her “new year resolutions” apparently for Sept 1st, along with walking more and doing a TikTok a day. 1) Grow up, TikTok is not for you and 2) AS IF! This woman can not do anything consistently so I’d give that 9 days max before she stops!
A load of stories wishing time away because she wants it to be Halloween, then a totally contradictory grid post about wanting to freeze time because the kids are growing up and won’t need her. Must be an AD coming if she needs some “aw you’re such a great mum” comments to up engagement.
Organising a meet up for mums with little “kiddos”- which she is not anymore. It is brave of her to be fair, will she take her police files with her in case a Cow Bag infiltrates?!?
Polls are coming back so she of course had to ask her followers what she can do for them, as she has no ideas of her own.
She’s making a lot of big announcements about things she’s going to do a lot of - *spoiler* - she isn’t going to keep up any of them!
Reel of her in big boots and black tights (flashing her tum in them, lovely and classy) because she’s decided it’s “fall”. And because she’s an OTT moron she’s put up way too many decorations and started banging on about getting into a “routine”.
Sorry what?? Up and on Insta every day by 6:30, loll around in bed waiting for a cuppa, ignore the kids, either wear no make up and tracksuit bottoms or put on all the make up and CBBC presenters clothes depending on if she’s seeing anyone in person or filming an AD, play on laptop for a couple of hours “werking”, shop online for tat and clothes in a size 18, eat biscuits, ignore kids, eat beige dinner, pyjamas and
tit telly by 6pm, alcohol, bed at 8. Routine done!