Brummy Mummy #8 She proper is Grandpa Joe with no content to show!

[montydonfc]

God knows where she got that fish and chips from but it looks bleeping rank.

There will be lots of lovely wee places near where she’s staying in Ayr but this place looks like a shithole.

 

[HowardMoon]

But that involves effort and Emma pretending that the (second, free) little caravan holiday they are on is actually some place she wants to be. I can just imagine her swanning round looking down her nose and telling everyone that this is just a little caravan holiday (that I'm being PAID to advertise but have 0 interest in actually finding out and sharing useful info about) before our *real* holiday to Disney... She is ridiculous.

I don’t understand why Haven have given them 2 holidays within a few months of each other? I understand they’re both parks that have recently been upgraded but why use the same instaflogger twice? Wouldn’t it be better to show how different types of families can enjoy your park to appeal to a wider audience? Haven are just paying to advertise to the same audience twice (Toby and roo are doing a much better job of advertising Haven well)

 

[Leascarle]

God knows where she got that fish and chips from but it looks bleeping rank.

There will be lots of lovely wee places near where she’s staying in Ayr but this place looks like a shithole.

Im glad you said this I didn’t want to upset anyone

 

[montydonfc]

Im glad you said this I didn’t want to upset anyone

I’m originally from a place not too far from there and have been down that way many many times.

But yeah she’s totally right that’s good old Scottish seaside scran.... in a sweaty polystyrene box Never had a proper chippy in Scotland that doesn’t come either wrapped in paper or in a cardboard box if it’s a bit of a fancier place!

 

[threeisthemagicnumber]

I don’t understand why Haven have given them 2 holidays within a few months of each other? I understand they’re both parks that have recently been upgraded but why use the same instaflogger twice? Wouldn’t it be better to show how different types of families can enjoy your park to appeal to a wider audience? Haven are just paying to advertise to the same audience twice (Toby and roo are doing a much better job of advertising Haven well)

Twodadsinlondon are on a caravan holiday and their stories give you a feel for what it’s like ... its not difficult !
And they don’t show their children
And I don’t think it’s a gift either

 

[Suzesnooze]

Did she have the fish and chips today as now she’s waiting for her pizza?!

She hasn’t even stayed at Haven for the full week! They’re off home tomorrow!

I see she’s tagging her photos with #size 18

 

[Barbara007]

Well she’s got to get back for the “delightful” prawn cracker dance. Such fun!

 

[Lola123]

Twodadsinlondon are on a caravan holiday and their stories give you a feel for what it’s like ... its not difficult !
And they don’t show their children
And I don’t think it’s a gift either

I don’t understand how she doesn’t have a brief of you must show this, this and this like when they used to hire proper advertisers to come in and do there promo, all my holidays as a kid were at haven and I have some of my best memories of holidays in the caravans and in the kids entertainment, I really don’t understand how a big big brand like haven haven’t said anything, especially after the first “AD”, I’m sure she was the one that negotiated about the two free caravan holidays, and I’m sure as “someone other than Emma” reads this thread we’ll shortly hear about all of this!

 

[Nadurath]

Well I guess she’s had a read of Tattle this morning as her stories are all “we always do a room tour blah blah only tell you when we leave blah florida isn’t gifted blah blah”. So bloody predictable!

 

[BetLynch]

She’s pissed me off so much that I’ve written a complaint to Haven.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Well she’s got to get back for the “delightful” prawn cracker dance. Such fun!

Pmsl at this

 

[BetLynch]

Well she’s got to get back for the “delightful” prawn cracker dance. Such fun! [emoji30][emoji379]

To be fair, as she’s “Closed for business” and her drippy husband sleeps in a different room.The dance is the closest he’s getting to her “prawn cracker”

 

[Jaeme]

Full fat or nothing!!!

Even full fat Irn Bru is gross now because instead of raising price with sugar tax they cut the sugar and added sweeteners. Ick.
I won't buy Ribena or Lucozade now either for same reason :-(

 

[bsw123]

Her posts from Disney world are going to be so bleeping annoying.
Acting like a teenager getting 500 pics infront of the purple wall with Erin

 

[BettyCrocker]

To be fair, as she’s “Closed for business” and her drippy husband sleeps in a different room.The dance is the closest he’s getting to her “prawn cracker”


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Maybe she’s so batshit because she’s living in a sexless marriage with the gormless one and she realises that this is her lot.

 

[minniemouse]

It would really piss me off as haven if the influencer just did a few quick stories about the activities after they’d left as quick as a flash started banging on about Disney

 

[bsw123]

Here we go again with the “we don’t tell any one where we’re staying until we’ve left”
Simmer down bab. I’ll just put my autograph book away then...

Concerned about your children’s safety are we??
Is that why you continue to post pics of your kids in their swimming costumes even though their images are on porn sites??

 

[BettyCrocker]

Here we go again with the “we don’t tell any one where we’re staying until we’ve left”
Simmer down bab. I’ll just put my autograph book away then...

Concerned about your children’s safety are we??
Is that why you continue to post pics of your kids in their swimming costumes even though their images are on porn sites??

Everyone knows where they are anyway?!

She’s such a bleeping dumb ass.

Everyone knows where they live too so it’s utterly pointless her trying to hide where they are on holiday!

Good one Bab. Good one!

 

[BetLynch]

Maybe she’s so batshit because she’s living in a sexless marriage with the gormless one and she realises that this is her lot.

He always reminds me of one of the Gorgs from Fraggle Rock. (Yes I realise I’m showing my age)

 

[Suzesnooze]

Seems like Haven was a chore. Have they left early due to the forecast bad weather for Friday and Saturday? Families who actually pay for their holiday tend to stay the whole week bad weather or not. She should have said No to the free Haven holiday if she’s more interested in her Disney holiday.