A little recap for you IC20000 cow bags!
-(Pretending to be) body positive: on a bench with a belt under her boobs, in swimming costumes having a wonderful time at life (which got the engagement numbers right up, phew), on a reel sweating while still looking “fabulous” (maybe if you like clown make up and Pat Butcher earrings) and trying on ASOS clothes that look exactly like all the other clothes she owns and OF COURSE are all size 18 and fit her, so she doesn’t have to send anything back
-Told Ethan what he couldn’t wear when she was taking him out - cos she wants to be the youiest you that ever did you, but also control everyone and everything around her - on a “date”
That her sister had to come along on because Babs can’t be alone with him, and of course it turned out it was an AD/Gifted trip
Poor kid deserves better!
-AD for her boobs….I mean, I think maybe there was a product. But hard to focus when she was in an open dressing gown and a bra with no support.
-Show off vlog - “not only can I afford a Disney cruise holiday, I can also spend money endlessly on far too many Disney clothes for everyone to wear” Bore off.
-Second week of the return of the prawn cracker “dance” - again, no dancing involved. This one was the ill-fitting red swimming costume from the ASOS reel trying on awful cossies, and her pretending to be Pamela Anderson. Or an old granny who can’t move much. Not sure what “vibe” she was going for except desperation and embarrassing everyone who knows her.
-Sunday off Insta, that’s three now. Still posted on TilTok tho, and her mum posted pics of her on Insta, it was Grandad Rog’s birthday. He looked frail, as it seems he’s pretty much the only decent adult in the whole family we hope he’s ok.
-Sitting on the fence as restrictions lift in England, sending love to people who feel “wobbly”. Because she’s pathetic and can’t face serious discussions, differences of opinion or real emotions.
-School is breaking up so a lot of chat (with weird hand waving around) about how panicky everyone’s feeling. Honestly she’s had quite a few years of summers, it isn’t new, she doesn’t have a full time job…..BORE OFF!
-Filmed herself fanning up her skirt again, it was so popular last year she thought she’d redo it because that’s easier than thinking of a new idea. Gross, and especially inappropriate being on Ethan’s bed. Just why?!?
-Really boring drivel about how she’s not sleeping in the heat, like being hot is her new personality trait instead of something that we’re all dealing with. Bonus saddo points for pretending PUS is there when he blatantly is not.
-Patronising advice for what to do in the holidays, and how LUCKY she is that she can palm the kids off, book holidays, work when they’re asleep. Nothing new to see here.
Grid post of the kids, who still actually look like toddlers, and how amazing they are for surviving this year.
-AD for a monthly make up box
LOL
-Another haul, Costco - FML she’s awful.
-Her toddlers will be arguing in the sprinkler so thoughts and prayers for poor Babs who has to be involved and micro-manage every second of their lives. It’s not like she has it easier with an 8 and 10 year old who will happily fend for themselves and need to learn to sort problems. Nope, not poor Babs, mum of toddlers who need reward charts and bribes. And who are forced to create scrap books of their summers
-Seems to have new obsessions with what her “vibe” is
, putting tooooo maaaaany letters in wooooords and saying “chef’s kiss” about anything she likes.
twit.
-Took her mum on a day out because she can’t be alone with the kids, they stood on a swing cos you can do that no matter how old you are
and she wore a really thick dress in hot weather because she’s full of
tit and not at all body confident.
-We’re not sure but Babs may have been “shadow banned” by Insta, so won’t appear on suggestions or explore pages. Because her content is basically gross.
-Had a pedicure and really ugly acrylic nails done. By a man would you believe?!? Not sure where the kids were
One day it’s patronising advice about surviving with scrap books and bribing your kids so you can cope with them 24/7, the next she seems to have dumped them somewhere so she can be pampered. Despite the fact that she had hours and hours of child free time in the last week while they were at school.
-Announced a UK break, it’s Butlins, where rain is forecast every day. Serves her right for all the moaning about the heat. Never grateful for the fact she can get away with her family, it’s always a chore. Then we got stories about her packing, and her useless advice.
-Vlog showing off how she prints out lists to pack, sharing everyone’s underwear on the Internet and pretending she’s an organiser kweeeeen helping others when she really just is not. It had an AD for a printer shoehorned in, she’d said earlier there wouldn’t be a vlog today and then put it up so must have remembered she had a contract and pay cheque for it.
-A year since fajitagate! Ah the DLP bathroom meltdown of dreams, the birth of the IC20 and the sheer entertainment of watching her crawl back onto stories after making a
twit of herself. Good times. If you weren’t around for it go back to the threads and have a read, you’ll be glad you did!
-Still a mess.
-Still just seems massively unhappy about everything; her family, her job, her whole life. No enthusiasm for anything. She still needs an intervention.
-Still a size 18.
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of course! 
