Btec Paul Probably fired off a strongly worded biff and chip inspired email....then again I might be jumping the gun a bit thinking he’s this advanced with literacy for his age
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You're so good at this.Ooooh what a day! Even with all the air we’ve got to a new thread! Check us out. Cocks in cans and tonnes of sugar all round to celebrate. I would be rabid but there’s just too much air and it’s too hot. It’s hot you know. Are you hot? Get on the phone and tell everyone you’re hot.
Recap of the last thread which moved pretty fast (blown along by all the air):
*Friday - gross pit stories about PUS snoring again and going away for two nights to a Premier Inn.
-Cleaning the house and packing, so we got to see her sweating and over sharing what underwear she packed for Erin
-Lots of content on the Bibbidibull page about her new merch coming soon.
-AD for Go Ahead snacks, somehow linked to wanting to go to Disney world, PUS being dragged in and then the video was sideways on her story until she changed it. So great at her job
-Grid post of Ethan at the Premier Inn, out of nowhere comes a dream/obsession that he has but she’s never mentioned. Makes it hard to believe her you know?!?
-Them in a pub and then in bed by 9, her feeling the need to write “Very Happy” at the end of her story caption makes you wonder if she is indeed very happy. People who genuinely feel it seem to say it less
*Saturday - stories began with the Spotify sounds she had to listen to when everyone was snoring, a memory of Ethan in a dress, a poll about how many sausages PUS will eat, the Sex and The City cast reunited......drivel basically......then gross pyjama stories. Even on her “holiday” she can’t take a day offDo we need to know her family snore? Do we care what they will eat for breakfast? Nope.
-Grid post of PUS and his breakfast. Wow, a man who likes to eat cooked breakfast. Shocking.
-Out shopping, because buying tat is the key to any holiday fun, and then the Minnie Mouse swimsuit made an appearance. It isn’t flattering and I doubt we will ever see it again! Her and the kids having to fend for themselves because PUS escaped for the footie, very swollen feet with sandal tan lines and then weird dancing in the bathroom before an early night, even on holiday she can’t break routines!
*Sunday - the bloody “It’s hot” reel. Not sure why she’s claiming it’s new when we all saw it last year, and you can see it’s recycled because it’s at her old house. Lazy lazy lazy.
-Gross stories from the bathroom (wearing pyjamas tho so not as bad as it’s been in the past!) Moaning about it being hot and PUS booking them to go up a tower, which she doesn’t want to do, because it’s not her idea and she’s a miserable cow who hates doing things for her family. So obvs no pics of it!
-A couple of stories about being in Cheltenham (this was not a surprise) and how “gawjus” () the Premier inn was. It’s not tho, it’s a cheap comfy base to explore a new area, not a 5* boutique hotel you want to make the most of. Plus all the pics weren’t even in the hotel. Bore off and just tell everyone it’s an AD
-Boring vlog about their weekend routine (that she stories about every week) and crap about body confidence that is all utter shite, as we can prove in a 100 different ways that she is not confident in how she looks.
-Cider at their picnic lunch, home for putting washing on and moaning it’s hot.
*Monday - snoozefest pit stories about how she couldn’t sleep because of the heat
-Drivel about her outfit and getting a fridge in the loft so she doesn’t have to leave and free chocolate (think the point was a jumpsuit from a clothing collection but Babs is all about the sugar)
-A bit of chat and a poll about Boris delaying lifting restrictions. As if Babs cares, she does what she wants anyway
-Grid post of her and the girl and how amazing it is the girl made her a mum and how she loves the girl. What’s that? Another child? She has two?? Oh. Maybe someone should remind her of that
To be fair someone on her comments tried but was told that they went to the Premier Inn for Ethan so clearly he is as loved.Great defence Babs. She addressed it to “you lot” when one person commented, so I think us Tattlers should consider ourselves told! We can apparently carry on with our “false narratives” - which is very rich coming from Kweeen Babnocchio!
-Dolmio put up her brilliantly awful pasta date night AD - you know the one....filmed in the day, with the kids around, the pasta changing halfway through. The comments were not positive but they were very entertaining
*Tuesday - gross pit stories with added ugh in the form of sudocrem on spots and close ups of skin. Lovely.
-Using her own mug because the new range launches next week, and off out taking photos of products looking like an absolute cockwomble in Minnie ears and cheap plastic children’s sunglasses.
Even got a grid post out of it - please buy my mugs, I work so hard, it’s just me, please comment so more people see it etc etc
-A new beg for engagement in the form of a poll to choose which awful outfit and which fugly shoes you want her to wear on her day out with the girls. None of it Babs, burn it all! And stop banging on about being excited to go out when you’ve been out loads and the advice is that people in Birmingham reduce travel and socialising
*Wednesday - managed to get showered and put a dressing gown on before she felt the need to put stories up, so that’s something I guess. Chatter about wearing the outfit chosen in her polls, including sunglasses that she admits do absolutely nothing. Take some of your AD money and invest in some RayBans Babs.
-Speaking of AD money, another grid AD popped up with Erin and PUS about them loving playing football together. Think it was for the perfume shop, not sure as it’s never very clear. Also not sure why she can’t remember she has two kids.
-She apparently also forgot about Ethan in her vlog when she was braggity braggity bragging about how many new clothes she’s bought Erin.
-Off on her big trip to London and telling us how she’s hot. Including a picture of her crotch just to make a point that she has sweaty bits, which I’m sure we all needed to know.
And here we are, too much air and false narratives coming from every angle!
The Dolmio comments are hilarious.
Someone's now posted on YouTube about Babs' really essential trip to London!
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Hahahaha!! Excellent- another failure for Babs although she won’t give a tit as probably got paid already!
I wish these companies would some research. It’s not hard!!! Especially with a twit like Emma! Plenty of duck ups!
She is a disgusting slob of a woman. Crotch shots and saying her bits are sweaty. She is beyond gross. Or as my beloved late mum would have said
“ That woman is so common”! My mum could be a raging snob but she’d be right about emma being common!
Biff and chipBtec Paul Probably fired off a strongly worded biff and chip inspired email....then again I might be jumping the gun a bit thinking he’s this advanced with literacy for his age
What have I missed on the Dolmio ad (not really been on here much lately) did Dolmio have to take it off their social media?!
Alison Perry's photos from London are much more civilised (no sweaty crotch shots) and she's tagged the places she has visited.
Wet bits Babs is saving her London visit to use for content for yet another boring arse vlog 
Alisons lunch defo lunching with superspreader babs
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I’ve stumbled across the email from BTEC Paul to Dolmio!!Btec Paul Probably fired off a strongly worded biff and chip inspired email....then again I might be jumping the gun a bit thinking he’s this advanced with literacy for his age
Apologies in advance The ‘too much air’ has got to me today.
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As if babs would’ve ordered the same ......far too much veg lol she will be having two lots of chips and think it’s fancy cos they come in a potAlisons lunch
CreasedI’ve stumbled across the email from BTEC Paul to Dolmio!!
Apologies in advance The ‘too much air’ has got to me today.
I’ve stumbled across the email from BTEC Paul to Dolmio!!
Apologies in advance The ‘too much air’ has got to me today.
.......bloody brilliant 
The stupid hokey cokey post. Babs at the front as per but I guess hid the others for this 'purpose'. Livid she's flouted guidance again and swanned off to London, 1 jab isn't going to necessarily keep her safe or stop the spread, tw#t.
How long before there’s a pity post about the Ad being removed ruining her day? I imagine AP will do a post too about the nasty trolls 
I imagine AP will do a post too about the nasty trolls 
zero distancing from each other too
#TwatsOnTour
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Thought they were 58p from a sweat shop in China
She wouldn’t have been on the train by herself for long either as TT would’ve got on at Worcester. Can she ever tell the truth? Alison and Emma look like twins!
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