Thread title suggestion: Mug shots and our.Bab.lies (Alibis)Only just caught up with yesterday’s shenanigans.. WOWA fab read, thanks all
Although I can’t believe no one pointed out all she needs the police for is a decent mug shot.
Sorry, I’ll close the door on the way out
Hands up- which of you insanely clever folk posted this completely pass agg comment??
you mean you didn't pose for a photo in the early hours holding your cake with the candles lit, and then proceed to leave it out uncovered on the table all day, before eating it later this evening? and you're having a takeaway, instead of the classic beige birthday buffet? what kind of sham birthday is this?!
I also thought this was very passive aggressive and could be somebody on the wind up
I went out in the garden for my cake pic, cos I'm wild like that. Filming my "no one, not one person, asked, but I'll show you my gifts anyway" vlog as we speak. Its mostly generic smelly sets and B&M mugs, so will be riveting. I did have real "anxiety" about whether I'd made a twit of myself going for Chinese over beige buffet (obviously you're now going in my file for "trolling" me by pointing this out and making me feel slightly insecure) BUT we all know birthday Chinese means squeezing into a "sexy" outfit from 20 years ago or donning my birthday dressing gown and gyrating with a bag of prawn crackers and LIVING MY BEST LIE while my family adore me!!!you mean you didn't pose for a photo in the early hours holding your cake with the candles lit, and then proceed to leave it out uncovered on the table all day, before eating it later this evening? and you're having a takeaway, instead of the classic beige birthday buffet? what kind of sham birthday is this?!
i, for one, will be on tenterhooks waiting for the announcement of your old-skool "look what i got for my birthday because everyone adores me!" vlog!
And I thought she was super suspicious of accounts with no pictureI also thought this was very passive aggressive and could be somebody on the wind up
and they follow porn bots.
now that's not fair. we all know babs invents words - all by herself - on the regular. "bab! is that a real word? or did i just invent it? ste....ste....did i just make up the word bab?" *cue total silence from ste* we all know how super creative babs is - she literally created a whole new word and then proceeded to design a mug featuring the word, and sell it. all. by. herself.
So her "no pic, not a 'real' account" rule is also a load of bullshit. So long as said account says nice things, they can stay!!I took a look at the profile of this loyal and caring fan......
I've just looked at this. The followers are equally as "questionable" as who they themselves are followingI took a look at the profile of this loyal and caring fan......
vi) reveals lies that the receiver does not want highlighted to her adoring fanbase.
Looks like I am indeed being gifted Babio silence! But...the day is young (ish, not really if you go to bed at 7.45).So very quiet in Babsville today, rule breaking or breakdown. I wonder which it is
woah! a lucky escape! i definitely slept with one eye open last night! i'll be listening out for any passing police cars, ready to leap behind the sofa in a james bond stunt of my own!Guys, I kid you not. I'm sat in my office waiting for a zoom meeting to start and a Police car just pulled up outside (not uncommon where I work sadly). I did a James Bond stunt away from the window, down the hall, past the water cooler and into the ladiesThink I'm safe,,,,,,, for now
I keep one for the start of the new thread so when that opens I’ll pop it on and you can see how exciting it’s all beenI've hardly been online for a week and you lot have filled AN ENTIRE THREAD already
Does anyone fancy doing a recap of the last 7 days best bits for a poor, exhausted woman in agony with degenerative knee pain?
