Tribute to Babs
"What a mess" (Parody of "be our guest" from beauty and the beast)
What. A. Mess.
I cannot stress
Babs she puts us to the test
Boobs squished with her neck (oh dear)
God, whatever next?!
On Gary Barlow, she does perve
Why she only lives to serve!
Try a hot cock - it's delicious!
And don't believe me, ask the Babette's!
They watch her sing, takeaway dance
Ste and her - it's not a farce (!)
And her insta contents never second best!
Come on indulge her once more
She must be adored
Babs the mess
I cannot stress
Oh what a mess!
Stupid polls, a glass of fizz
Skips or chipsticks - who gives a
tit?!
Gurney faces, naked face masks
Ex boyfriends who should stay in the past
She's a mess, I cannot stress
(Mrs Potts)
What a mess, a total mess
Can't deal with homeschool and werk - oh bless!
Covidiot, spreading germs
Running round like a
twit in half terms
It's too late, the cases are rising
If only Babs listened to Bojos advising
While the Babette's praise and love her
She's hitting the Bailey's and the vodka!
"Homeschools hard, nothing to dooo"
Heavens sake Babs, give it up
Suck it up, and don't you go buying more plastic tat!
We've got a lot to do - and it's not all about you
You total mess (she's a mess)
Oh what a mess!
What a mess, what a mess
No she can't even get dressed
Takes the piss, of those in ill health
Why Babs only thinks of herself!
While she whinges of Ste snoring
Her followers numbers keep on soaring
Bunch. Of. Fools
One by one
Just as bland as her cinnamon bun
But more Babette's find tattle and they confess..
That Babs lies leave them confused
So followers she will lose
To the ic20 crew
Cos she's a mess
I cannot stress
She's. A. Messsssss