Ah well done! Lol stick that on your CV "I speak fluent babenese"
Ah well done! Lol stick that on your CV "I speak fluent babenese"I think she meant to say that particular character broke up with Carrie by writing it on a post it note, but despite that display of dickishness Emma still fancied him as she loves a bad boy.
She really needs lessons on written communication!
I think she showed it twice in the year or so I’ve been here. But just because she marks sex on the app does not mean she has had sex. If she’s willing to lie about the most mundane things to her audience, she’ll be willing to lie to an app.In that case I’m surprised she managed to show the app at all!!
I don't remember her showing they'd had sex, I thought she only ever showed it saying pms, as her excuse for shitty moods and period cakeThankfully,,,,,,, I do not remember this
I’m actually quite worried that I have a window into her mind.Ah well done! Lol stick that on your CV "I speak fluent babenese"
Urgh I think she means post it notes. Cryptic grammarHave been trying for far too long to work out wtf this means??
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The blue dots around the circle are where you tell it you’ve had sex, I can only remember her showing it when she had blue dots. I thought it was a subtle as a brick ‘HA, see my husband does fancy me! We had sex and everything!’I don't remember her showing they'd had sex, I thought she only ever showed it saying pms, as her excuse for shitty moods and period cake
Oh here we go, the re branding. Brummy mummy goes to New York. Brummy mummy does interiors. Brummy mummy has sexChrist! how boring must you be to diary and schedule sex? Where’s the fun and spontaneity in that? Does she not just do it when she feels the desire??
I’m roughly the same age as babs and have been with my husband 20 years. I don’t need to diary sex!!
I’ve never watched SATC but would just for that!Cheers for putting a shitter on the satc coming back babs! I really wanted to see you act a pilock in New York making everything about you! People in the street must of thought you were a twat too.
you are not Carrie Bradshaw you’re not even a Miranda. You remind me of the party girl that fell out the window at the party and kept telling Carrie to get fucked
I don’t get what it means eitherHave been trying for far too long to work out wtf this means??
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What on earth is a period cake? I’ve seen it mentioned here frequently but have yet to see one in Babs World (I’m not trawling through her feed this morning, zoom calls a go go!)I don't remember her showing they'd had sex, I thought she only ever showed it saying pms, as her excuse for shitty moods and period cake
I do the same to annoy my teenager. I text her C U L8R!This!
I deliberately use out of date youth phrases to wind my teenager up. I like telling him YOLO, it does his nut in.Saying da instead of the went out of fashion about ten years ago. Cringe.
And that dinner. Are they in prison? Everything in that plate has been pulled out the freezer and microwaved apart from the chicken which is so dry it looks like it was cooked on the sun. So unimaginative too, we had cauliflower and broccoli cheese, Brussels sprouts and pancetta, red cabbage and honey roast parsnips with our roast today. It's the one day we get to be able to take a few hours and cook something special. They've all got the palates of toddlers in that house.
Oh god that's a thought. We havent been treated to 'look at me, I'm on my PERIOD so I've got cake, cause I'm the only person ever to get a PERIOD and i need to be treated differently. Let me tell you all about my weird PERIOD dreams which dont ever happen cause i dont sleep due to anxiety, IBS, doom scrolling, snoring.....' for a long long time. Maybe she's finally hit the menopause. I feel that deserves a different product? Menopause meringue? Menopause flan? Menopause croquembouche?I thought bed olympics was her code name for sex, and that’s why she didn’t want to discuss itRemember when she used to show her period tracking app only when she had had sex
ETA: she didn’t want to say the kids were worried out load, then literally said it at the end of the stories anyway
An excuse to shove crap down her gullet.What on earth is a period cake? I’ve seen it mentioned here frequently but have yet to see one in Babs World (I’m not trawling through her feed this morning, zoom calls a go go!)
Hmm Is she gender stereotyping? You do surprise me!Oh god that's a thought. We havent been treated to 'look at me, I'm on my PERIOD so I've got cake, cause I'm the only person ever to get a PERIOD and i need to be treated differently. Let me tell you all about my weird PERIOD dreams which dont ever happen cause i dont sleep due to anxiety, IBS, doom scrolling, snoring.....' for a long long time. Maybe she's finally hit the menopause. I feel that deserves a different product? Menopause meringue? Menopause flan? Menopause croquembouche?
So she’s constantly on her period then?An excuse to shove crap down her gullet.
Fixed it for youOh here we go, the re branding. Brummy mummy goes to New York. Brummy mummy does interiors. Brummy mummy hassexsexual thoughts and photos them for the gram, about every mundane item in her house.
She is going to be a bloody nightmare when she hits menopauseOh god that's a thought. We havent been treated to 'look at me, I'm on my PERIOD so I've got cake, cause I'm the only person ever to get a PERIOD and i need to be treated differently. Let me tell you all about my weird PERIOD dreams which dont ever happen cause i dont sleep due to anxiety, IBS, doom scrolling, snoring.....' for a long long time. Maybe she's finally hit the menopause. I feel that deserves a different product? Menopause meringue? Menopause flan? Menopause croquembouche?
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