Brummy Mummy #16 Pre op, no time to shop, new book a total flop, don’t give Ste a wallop!

[Good Egg]

It’s like she’s implying we haven’t got the intelligence to go into those shops & buy the tat ourselves. She doesn’t get an exclusive ‘pre-season peek’ so she’s showing us what we’ve probably already seen! Having said that - I probably wouldn’t have seen it anyway because I don’t decorate my house for every single ‘sort of festival/celebration’ that occurs during the year.
I did once do Valentine themed dog bowls & food, with heart shaped feeding mats & heart shaped bunting along the wall, oh & heart shaped dog biscuits too.
They weren’t particularly impressed. Just walked past it, went outside & each had a tit

I cringe when she says come shop with me . It sounds wrong and if she gets some weird kick out of saying it.

I always feel like she thinks her viewers have zero intelligence so we need to follow the leader (Babs) to live a full filling life like her *cringe*. I’d rather shop alone.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

I always feel like she thinks her viewers have zero intelligence so we need to follow the leader (Babs) to live a full filling life like her *cringe*. I’d rather shop alone.

Personally I’d rather stick needles in my eyes than go shopping with Bab

 

[petitspois]

So many of these instagrammers genuinely feel that they are what people like when it’s what they say or do that matters – the content. They always do stories asking for suggestions for what we’d like to see them do as if they are inherently interesting or funny. What do they think we'd say 'Oh, I'd love to see you do a forward roll' or 'please host a chat show'. Deluded.

 

[Boblebob]

It is hard for brum living off a part time teachers wage you know

 

[Shalulah]

It is hard for brum living off a part time teachers wage you know

I think there’s a decimal point missing there! Either way she’s worth a lot more than the average mum.


cleared my browser to search for her blog and..... ouch.

 

[bitsandbobs123]

For saying she’s a ‘writer’ her Instagram story spelling is a shambles. The amount of mistakes she makes boils my piss. THIS IS YOUR JOB

 

[Suzesnooze]

I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned Phillip Schofield yet and telling us it's good to be a bit different like her boy!

 

[Shalulah]

I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned Phillip Schofield yet and telling us it's good to be a bit different like her boy!

I thought that too. She’ll somehow twist it around to her. She usually does

 

[StephenTJackson]

I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned Phillip Schofield yet and telling us it's good to be a bit different like her boy!

I can’t wait for Ethan to grow up and become the most hetero-normative, traditionally masculine lads lad ever.

 

[MrsBriggs]

I thought that too. She’ll somehow twist it around to her. She usually does

Ha!! Touché! I was thinking exactly the same. She’ll weedle it round to Ethan & how ‘different’ he is to other boys.
Then she’ll do a LGBTQ haul - looking at all the rainbow themed tat she can buy ready for this year’s Pride Festivals

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned Phillip Schofield yet and telling us it's good to be a bit different like her boy!

I thought this too cos other people on the gram already are.....I’m sure there’s a photo of her with him if I think back so that will probably get an airing .....maybe she will dedicate her next prawn cracker dance to schofe, or better yet get Ethan to do it

Ha!! Touché! I was thinking exactly the same. She’ll weedle it round to Ethan & how ‘different’ he is to other boys.
Then she’ll do a LGBTQ haul - looking at all the rainbow themed tat she can buy ready for this year’s Pride Festivals

You know her so well anyone would think you have real inside info on her.....oh wait.....no they have that on you don’t they with the spying

 

[MrsBriggs]

I thought this too cos other people on the gram already are.....I’m sure there’s a photo of her with him if I think back so that will probably get an airing .....maybe she will dedicate her next prawn cracker dance to schofe, or better yet get Ethan to do it


You know her so well anyone would think you have real inside info on her.....oh wait.....no they have that on you don’t they with the spying

All gone quiet on that front - thank goodness. I’ve never climbed any trees & I never will do

 

[Jossstickjunky]

So, suddenly remembered she has got a sister who has won a Bafta! Not been reading here have you Brummy?

 

[Jade33]

I thought this too cos other people on the gram already are.....I’m sure there’s a photo of her with him if I think back so that will probably get an airing .....maybe she will dedicate her next prawn cracker dance to schofe, or better yet get Ethan to do it

That's probably why she hasn't mentioned it, gotta dig out the pic 1st!

 

[Suzesnooze]

That's probably why she hasn't mentioned it, gotta dig out the pic 1st!

Yes didn't her and Nanny San go to This Morning last year and have their photo taken with Phil and Holly?

 

[Barbara007]

I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned Phillip Schofield yet and telling us it's good to be a bit different like her boy!

Yep I was expecting her to say that she was “ shooketh “!!

 

[bedtimereader]

How many times can one person say "hot chocolate" and "sprinkles". Get some new content pleeeeease.

 

[Jossstickjunky]

A hot chocolate station for Valentines? It's one bloody day!

 

[Suzesnooze]

I wonder if she had a hot cock station when she was a Teacher? I doubt it.

 

[MrsBriggs]

I wonder if she had a hot cock station when she was a Teacher? I doubt it.

Can you imagine the kerfuffle if one of the teachers used her mug?? Another lie down sesh in the shower, I reckon.