Sorry if this has been mentioned before but in her stories this morning she sounds like a smoker. I used to smoke before having kids and that's literally how I would sound in a morning (but maybe slightly less whiney) 
Brummy Mummy #15 Emma Conway is smashing the Amazon chart one minute and Mickey’s face the next
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I agree. She's got a grey tinge to her skin which isn't on pics of her when her kids are young. And her teeth look like smokers fangs to me.Sorry if this has been mentioned before but in her stories this morning she sounds like a smoker. I used to smoke before having kids and that's literally how I would sound in a morning (but maybe slightly less whiney)
Is it just me, or are the kids featuring less since her return? The pics she’s posted of them have been throwback ones, thrilling Thursday only featured the scone, hide and seek this morning was just the bed and a shape....
It’s almost as if she doesn’t give a tit that their images are on porn sites but has been shooketh that their images have appeared in numerous papers and linked to a story of their Mom smashing their Dads face in.
It’s almost as if she doesn’t give a tit that their images are on porn sites but has been shooketh that their images have appeared in numerous papers and linked to a story of their Mom smashing their Dads face in.
Her prematurely lined skin indicates to me that she is/was a smoker.Sorry if this has been mentioned before but in her stories this morning she sounds like a smoker. I used to smoke before having kids and that's literally how I would sound in a morning (but maybe slightly less whiney)
One million percent thisI’m going to piss her off altogether and tell her the correct way is BUTTER, then jam & then cream!
Now I know where I was going wrong. Now I know why I’ve struggled with the day to day running of my house. Now I know why I’ve spent hours, lying flat out in my shower cubicle, sobbing & shaking in my midi skirt & Gary Barlow sweater.
The answer was clear:
A plastic container for storing plastic bottles of squash.
My life is now complete
The answer was clear:
A plastic container for storing plastic bottles of squash.
My life is now complete
Actually the most pointless storage I’ve ever seen. I keep laughing to myselfNow I know where I was going wrong. Now I know why I’ve struggled with the day to day running of my house. Now I know why I’ve spent hours, lying flat out in my shower cubicle, sobbing & shaking in my midi skirt & Gary Barlow sweater.
The answer was clear:
A plastic container for storing plastic bottles of squash.
My life is now complete
whats the point 
I love that she plasters kids and social media hating (except when the freebies are rolling in) husbands faces AAAAALLLLL over the internet so that they can make their way into disparaging newspaper articles or onto dodgy sites- but she'll blank out a mates face in case she's embarrassed...
Emma
. Why don't you afford the man you married and the children you created together the same privacy you apply to old school mates??
Emma
. Why don't you afford the man you married and the children you created together the same privacy you apply to old school mates??becuase then we would have been deprived of Mickey dressed as a reindeer, and I feel that would make the world a darker placeI love that she plasters kids and social media hating (except when the freebies are rolling in) husbands faces AAAAALLLLL over the internet so that they can make their way into disparaging newspaper articles or onto dodgy sites- but she'll blank out a mates face in case she's embarrassed...
Emma
I love that they used that pic. Bet he was delighted!becuase then we would have been deprived of Mickey dressed as a reindeer, and I feel that would make the world a darker place
bet she's got one of those caddies for her remote controls like they advertise on the back of Sunday supplementsNow I know where I was going wrong. Now I know why I’ve struggled with the day to day running of my house. Now I know why I’ve spent hours, lying flat out in my shower cubicle, sobbing & shaking in my midi skirt & Gary Barlow sweater.
The answer was clear:
A plastic container for storing plastic bottles of squash.
My life is now complete
ShookethNow I know where I was going wrong. Now I know why I’ve struggled with the day to day running of my house. Now I know why I’ve spent hours, lying flat out in my shower cubicle, sobbing & shaking in my midi skirt & Gary Barlow sweater.
The answer was clear:
A plastic container for storing plastic bottles of squash.
My life is now complete
The burning question is - does she have storage to store her storage??
.....and if so, where is that storage to store her storage, stored??
honestly I keep thinking about it and it is still making me laugh and I’ve had a really sh1t day!Actually the most pointless storage I’ve ever seen. I keep laughing to myself
If there was ever an advert to NOT buy pointless things that would be it.
The garage, sorry her officeThe burning question is - does she have storage to store her storage??
.....and if so, where is that storage to store her storage, stored??
Why would she put her squash bottles in a storage box? Just put them in the cupboard, how bizarre and bloody stupid!!
She needs to put it on herself the grubby mare
So a woman hugged her today. Just what this narcissist needs, someone validating her disgusting behaviour face to face. She thinks she’s got away with it but the news articles will follow her. Even in the future if she attempts to go for a regular job, as let’s be honest she can not return to teaching, interviewers google people.
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