"My body is the least interesting thing about me".
Could have fooled us with the way you bang on about it. Every. bleeping. Day.
Could have fooled us with the way you bang on about it. Every. bleeping. Day.
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The difference is that you’re prepared to put the effort in, which Emma can’t be ar$ed with (and not just for this!)
Well done, or in the words of
“you go girl!”
Day 2 back on the gram and she's already having a bloody meltdown over the one thing SHE has made 1000's and 1000's of £s from, her bleeping awful body.
So, it might be the least interesting thing about you, (it's not cos EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS AS DULL AS DISHWATER) but it's the one thing brands have tapped into because YOU have made them think you're relatable.
bleeping hell Emma, grow up and piss off to Disney where I hope your ugly overweight body is so hot in the August heat that you don't enjoy a single second of it!
So, it might be the least interesting thing about you, (it's not cos EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS AS DULL AS DISHWATER) but it's the one thing brands have tapped into because YOU have made them think you're relatable.
bleeping hell Emma, grow up and piss off to Disney where I hope your ugly overweight body is so hot in the August heat that you don't enjoy a single second of it!
I still agree with those of you who think she is on the weight loss jabs or is going to be, and the running thing was started to try and cover that fact when/if she does start losing weight.
I was offered them but my diabetic nurse said straight after there is a risk of gall stones, so I’m currently undecided on them
I was offered them but my diabetic nurse said straight after there is a risk of gall stones, so I’m currently undecided on them
I still think ozempic and the half-arsed couch 5 to k(!) is a smoke screenI still agree with those of you who think she is on the weight loss jabs or is going to be, and the running thing was started to try and cover that fact when/if she does start losing weight.
I was offered them but my diabetic nurse said straight after there is a risk of gall stones, so I’m currently undecided on them
Speaking as someone that had gallstones and had to have the gallbladder removed I probably wouldn't risk it, unless you are very overweight and you are unable to use any other method, the pain is utterly unbearable - and I pride myself on having a high pain threshold.I still agree with those of you who think she is on the weight loss jabs or is going to be, and the running thing was started to try and cover that fact when/if she does start losing weight.
I was offered them but my diabetic nurse said straight after there is a risk of gall stones, so I’m currently undecided on them
Also ended up with a serious codeine addiction, which obvs was my own fault for using them for pain relief in the first place, it's not a side affect for a normal non addictive personality person!
This thread is absolutely golden 
I know right. How many times has she done a grid post that nobody asked for, of her in that moth eaten M&S swimsuit, complete with an essay about being fat?
Why all this content about a subject she doesn’t think is interesting? bleeping boring, stupid, scalloped tongue twit.
Why all this content about a subject she doesn’t think is interesting? bleeping boring, stupid, scalloped tongue twit.
I honestly can't add to anything you 
have said. She's a fat, fugly munter, and am impressed how she's managed to dye her hair the same shade of nicotine yellow as her teeth. Also, her not doing 5steps to couch is the hill I'm prepared to die on!!!!
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have said. She's a fat, fugly munter, and am impressed how she's managed to dye her hair the same shade of nicotine yellow as her teeth. Also, her not doing 5steps to couch is the hill I'm prepared to die on!!!!---
Snap... Great minds and all that
If your body is the least interesting thing about you, but it’s all you seem to be able to talk about, how absolutely tit must your life be.
Instagram is supposedly a person’s highlights, if these are your highlights babs I’d consider getting a life. Ya know, one that would actually include highlights rather than a mountain of mundane.
Instagram is supposedly a person’s highlights, if these are your highlights babs I’d consider getting a life. Ya know, one that would actually include highlights rather than a mountain of mundane.
Unlike her hair.This thread is absolutely golden
should make her an excel cert for being the most boring self obsessed person on insta. YOU GO GIRL! You win!i was literally about to post the same thing
We’ve said this a gazillion times BUT she has no business using two for £12 box hair dye and having tutti fruitti nails. She’s pathetic. A total anti influencer
We KNOW you’re on Ozempic, we know your marriage is a farce, we know you’re a totally shut parent/daughter/wife/friend, we know your a lazy, selfish, lying, work shy, greedy, morally bankrupt twit
The only thing you have for people to envy is money, that’s it, how awful to be a mother of two age 45 and that’s your lot in life - cash - even Scrooge mcduck had more redeemable features
We KNOW you’re on Ozempic, we know your marriage is a farce, we know you’re a totally shut parent/daughter/wife/friend, we know your a lazy, selfish, lying, work shy, greedy, morally bankrupt twit
The only thing you have for people to envy is money, that’s it, how awful to be a mother of two age 45 and that’s your lot in life - cash - even Scrooge mcduck had more redeemable features
She’s reading I’m glad my mom died??? The bleeping irony! 
from a woman that has sold her kids privacy down the river, gas lights her own babettes by telling them half a story about her very scary health results, posts pictures of her kids from behind??? Probs cos they didn’t want their pics over social media?! Her kids are old enough to access Instagram, am sure her daughter has it, and she writes about scary health results?! Honestly maybe put that book down and have a look closer to home before one of your kids pics up a pen and starts writing their own experiences under that roof
from a woman that has sold her kids privacy down the river, gas lights her own babettes by telling them half a story about her very scary health results, posts pictures of her kids from behind??? Probs cos they didn’t want their pics over social media?! Her kids are old enough to access Instagram, am sure her daughter has it, and she writes about scary health results?! Honestly maybe put that book down and have a look closer to home before one of your kids pics up a pen and starts writing their own experiences under that roof When I'm in WDW my family, the last thing on my mind is talking to you Emma. I would walk the other way if I saw here walloping and stomping down Main Street.
Emma. No one cares.
So she said she went to the hairdresser for a cut- why didn't she get the stylist to colour it then?
Is it because she just went to her mum's friend who cut in in her kitchen like its still 1974?!!
Stedal Sassoon given up on trying to make her hair look in anyway stylish- lets face it he's fighting a losing battle?!
And why does her hair never look any different after she's coloured it?! Its absolutely NOTHING like the colour of the box- its brassy yellow with bad roots still showing?!! Considering she's been dyeing her own hair for years, you'd think she might have got better!! But then this is Emma Conway who never really improves at anything no matter how long she does it- just look at her so called "work"!
Is it because she just went to her mum's friend who cut in in her kitchen like its still 1974?!!
Stedal Sassoon given up on trying to make her hair look in anyway stylish- lets face it he's fighting a losing battle?!
And why does her hair never look any different after she's coloured it?! Its absolutely NOTHING like the colour of the box- its brassy yellow with bad roots still showing?!! Considering she's been dyeing her own hair for years, you'd think she might have got better!! But then this is Emma Conway who never really improves at anything no matter how long she does it- just look at her so called "work"!
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