Brummy Mummy #116 On the Ticky Tocky with her tacky Tiki

[justlurking2345]

What was that you said babs? Pulled from the shelves, huh? also, one of them clearly isn’t aimed at either gender! I assume she didn’t see that one that day though
Enjoy these photos when your doomscrolling later babs, hope they don’t ruin your evening sat in the hotel room too much

 

[MoodyMerde]

Omg guys, I’ve just picked up a fork instead of a spoon to stir my coffee. Then I thought to myself… this is worthy of a place on my Insta stories. So, I re-enacted the whole thing so that I had some brag content (my cutlery is very expensive, but YOU can get cheap stuff).

FFS Babs, it’s time to delete Instagram from your phone. #barrelscraped

 

[Lady Doodle]

Was it Fajitagate which led to the meltdown when she said that there were 20 insanely clever women trying to bring her down??

The post about the IC2000 came a few days before she buggered off to DLP.
That bathroom meltdown was pending from the Monday

My favourite part is "as we monitor the hate site we can see where and how they plan to attack me"
Fucking hell. Who does she think she is! She's openly admitting to reading here, why?????

 

[shazbev]

She dresses like a woman in her 60s.

No offence to women in their 60s.

Nooo I'm 60 and don't dress like her....I'm currently rocking a seasalt top and linen Capri pants sitting in my garden 7 miles from her empty gaffe. I wouldn't leave my house dressed in her shitey bollocks lol.

 

[shazbev]

I've got news for you Bab...she's earnt you a small fortune since you decided to merch your kids on your IG ..narc cow !

 

[cheeseontoast101]

Why ‘you did it’? She attended school, which is compulsary? It’s not like it was a life choice/achievement!
Once again using her kids for content (which will be reused for 10 years!)

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Doesn't all inclusive include snacks and drinks...desperate to #addabelt so took them all shopping, should do them a favour and go off resort alone

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You'd think relaxing on a lounger with her kindle would be totally up her street!!

I've been rattling my brains for what that dress reminds me of and I've found it. Which ones Homer and which ones Babs?

 

[Handwash30]

I know everyone’s idea of a holiday is different but sitting in the room watching telly, come on. How is that even an option available as something to do? I’d feel depressed cooped up in the room in the evening like that. In pyjamas at 8pm, hearing the buzz from outside through the balcony doors, literally everyone else all dressed up and excited, only just starting their evenings.

I can understand it if you feel unwell or something. It’s the end of their second day. It’s only a week, so that’s two nights out of seven wasted already. When you’ve only got a week surely you make the most of it.

I can only imagine she’s not a fan of the hotel/fellow clientele otherwise why would you opt out of your holiday evenings like that? Way to blame it on the boy too, I’m sure even if this was completely his idea, you could tell him that the room is for sleeping in and on holiday we spend evenings out enjoying ourselves and being somewhere different.

 

[ohyes]

These stories are SO uncomfortable to watch the woman needs help….

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

saw this, reminded me of you babs.

obvs i would have put the effort into sending it to her, but we all know the grubby grellow one doesn't read her DMs.

not quite sure why i noted such resemblance - but i think it's maybe the fifty shades of yellow, beige complexion, clown make-up, toddler headband, concealed gunt and the #addabelt fake waist. oh, and the blob of excessive highlighter on the end of her snout, as that was a make up trend INVENTED by babs.

 

[Hareandbear]

Notice the difference in semantics between Babs’ poem compared to Katie Ellison’s … Me, me, me, I, I, I!
Katies’s poem is all about her daughter developing and growing, Babs’ poem as usual is all about her and what she has done - poor Erin doesn’t get a look in - no surprise there but the blatant plagiarism is clear to see even down to the form the poem is presented! #nooriginalthoughts #mememe

 

[BonBon27]

So as much as I think all of this year 6 emotion is a bit much (but probably shouldn’t express that opinion until I’ve been through it next year, as my eldest finished year 5 today ), if it’s how Babs feels then ok. Different people have different feelings about things. I didn’t mind when mine started school, other people I know did. Maybe Erin’s fine, maybe she’s nervous, maybe she’s mollycoddled, maybe she genuinely wants her mum. I don’t know. But what I do know is that it’s absolutely NON (as Babs would say) of my business. I do not need to know how a random 11 year old I have never met feels about leaving primary school. Why oh why can’t Babs, for once, just have something personal? Just keep her mouth shut? Just saying “ oh it’s a big change so crazy week here” is fine. You don’t need to share with thousands of strangers every reaction that your family may or may not be having to a big change. Have some respect for your daughter’s privacy FFS Babs, it’s bloody disgusting sharing so much.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Isn’t it the fajita gate anniversary? Maybe that’s why she’s done it. 2 yrs ago she got caught out posting about her Friday night fancy pepper fajitas when she was caught on film at DLP after being so scared of covid that she couldn’t even go to the supermarket the week before


There’s no available beds. Whenever it happens the doors are firmly shut (& as much as they annoy me after losing both my parents in quick succession I hope she doesn’t have to feel this pain for a long time - yeah dickhead unlike you we have empathy)

July 24th, so yeah, the anniversary of Fajita gate is this weekend!
2 years!
How time flies when you're having fun

 

[Mrslollypop]

Words cannot express the rage that I feel when she calls it the “COUCH 5 TO K”. What the fuck does that mean. She is an utter imbecile.

 

[Flipflopdrop]

How do the Conway's manage to make everything look so shit? Sweets and a movie when you're on holiday, poor kids. Not even end of the week everyone's a bit tired, but it's only their second night there! Why does Ste not insist on them actually going out and having some fun. FFS they went to Florida and didn't even do the fireworks or evening shows. An absolute waste of a trip.

I actually think Bab doesn't know how to act of relax at the entertainment or in any kind of public social situation so she makes any excuse she can to not do it.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Why is she broadcasting to the world that her & Erin are going to sleep together tonight and "cuddle" all night
Emma, your golden girl is going to be ABSOLUTELY destroyed at big school. Destroyed!!!!!

 

[Joe2835]

Why on earth would you take alcohol to a Yr 6 leavers disco? What a scummy thing to do. Why do the school allow this? I worked for 12 years in deprived inner city Birmingham - Highgate, Newtown and the old Lee Bank and you wouldn't really have seen that there. What is she doing!!! And then posts it on social media!! What message is this behaviour giving to Erin. Its truly appalling behaviour.

 

[Lady Doodle]

A precocious little madam with a narc mother??

(Agreed, it's utterly vomit inducing)

I wonder what she'll have on her board on the first day of Yr 7

I want to be :-
Anything but on my mother's Social Media
Not bullied by the other kids
Not babied by my mother
Not exploited for cash
Not on porn sites

Need I go on

 

[ChickenWine]

Holidays are just effing wasted on that family. Easy come easy go isn’t it? Some families would sell a kidney to go abroad for a week!! And have they even had dinner as she isn’t showered or changed. So did they go as soon as the buffet opened and eat in their swimwear?! That’s so bizarre! Half the fun of holiday is getting ready, going for a drink and playing cards then having some dinner then enjoying evening entertainment. She is such a fun sponge it’s beyond ridiculous! It’s like she literally cannot step out of this toddler bedtime mindset. What does she think will happen?!

 

[Good Egg]

I don’t understand?
Don’t get me wrong you do worry about them - transition from primary to secondary is a big leap however just enjoy the season of life you are in. It goes so fast. Too fast.
I didn’t cry at leavers events - it is lovely to reflect back ans celebrate of course it is but you know what’s even better? Seeing your child becoming independent, making choices and turning into a responsible adult