Brummy Mummy #110 When God gave out chins, Babs thought He said C ocks In Tins, so she asked for a triple

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Loopybird69

I’m no make up expert by any means but I do use the urban decay all nighter fix - why does she put it on under her foundation? It’s like fucking glue why wouldn’t she follow the instructions on how to use it?!

her face must feel like concrete putting make up on after she’s used it
 
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Lady Doodle


Emma, less is more Bab!

And learn to apply your fucking lipstick properly, you look ridiculous
 
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justplaintired

What ad are we going to be punished with ? I can only imagine the shit show … mmm on the other hand I guess it won’t matter what she’s advertising cos we will have to guess
 
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shazbev



For the love of all that's L'Oréal Bab...please invest in a good lip liner / mirror/ a steady hand. You look like you've applied your lippy whilst speeding blindfold through a windsock .
 
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Baboff

What in the name of clown hell is that fuck awful make up about... and why would she look in the mirror and get giddy about looking so awful.
 
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Mrswafte

I have never seen lipstick applied like that, how can she get it so wrong?!

for the love of bab, there are about 10 million make up tutorials on you tube!

hope i dont offend anyone but I also cant believe anyone over the age of 16 is still using collection 2000 make up!
 
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Handwash30

That make up was so alarmingly bad and I’m not just saying that to be a twat for the sake of it. Flicking from the story with make up to the story without was like watching a glow up transformation. People wear less slap on the mainstage of RuPaul’s sodding drag race.
 
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yellow_daisies

I don't think she wants sex either- but she definitely wants Ste to WANT to have sex with her!! I think the lack of sex comes from her, but she's furious he is happy with the situation. She clearly wants to be fending off his amorous advances to reassure her that she really is adored and desired.
 
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MoodyMerde

She really did fancy herself after piling all her slap on didn’t she? Oh well at least she’s someone’s cup of (decaf) tea for a change,
 
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Maddogsmum

Why is she putting primer on AFTER the fixing spray?! Fucking moron!
She looks like a clown abd frankly the ugly dog could have applied it better.
I hope the GP ordered an HbA1c test and a cholesterol. The amount of sugar and shit she eats! Mind you she would NEVER be honest and admit she has a problem relating to her ever increasing weight.
 
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ChickenWine

She had to scrub her face to get the make up off. Yet it’s still under her eyes! Has she not heard of eye make up remover? I know we joke that she can’t do anything properly or right but when you can’t even wash your face properly you need to reassess your abilities as a human!!
 
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WelshMummy

What a life she lives. My first thought in the morning isn’t grabbing my phone and speaking to people I don’t know. I snuggle my husband, get my kids up, enjoy a coffee in the garden , have a nice shower, you know, normal things. She has become utterly ridiculous and just surely recognize it, it’s why she’s getting more and more manic and buffoon like.
 
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