As a John Mayer fan, I feel offended that Emma claims to be. Yes, you went to see him and met him once. Am I envious? Of course, but how can she claim he is one of her top crushes (is that a thing for 40 year old women to have? Top crushes??) When she didn't go and see him at his most recent tour? I paid a bloody fortune for tickets, plus travel and accommodation because I work hard to do the things I enjoy, but old Emma here would only go if she was #gifted tickets. Just like take that/Gary Barlow, I'm sure she's only been to see them when she was gifted tickets, but I thought she was their biggest fan?
I'm not sure any of this made sense, I just needed to get it off my chest
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