Brummy Mummy #108 Who lives in a hobbit house not by the sea, SpongeBab gusset pants

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....and she's spent just over £100 so far this morning, online shopping. Even MORE stuff!

...Babs, I wouldn't bother with those sandals, your chubster trotters are going to splurge out of those... hope that helps.
 

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Seeing her in her bra and chub rubs this morning is content I did NOT want to see
 
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Thinking about her loft, Stacey Solomon is still looking for families for her decluttering programme. Maybe Babs could apply?
 
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Wtf does she look like today? If I'd done the school run dressed like that my daughter would've disowned me. The great grellow grump .
 
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....and she's spent just over £100 so far this morning, online shopping. Even MORE stuff!

...Babs, I wouldn't bother with those sandals, your chubster trotters are going to splurge out of those... hope that helps.
She must have an Ad in the pipeline the make up is Ad heavy this morning

oooh and is ‘tight’ but not too tight to treat herself to a new Marc Jacobs bag and t-shirt
 

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Just when I think she can’t look any more hideous, she proves me wrong!!!
Omg that outfit is just awful! It is really really bad!
Emma-Old Navy is the same company as Gap who are closing high street stores so no, they won’t be coming to UK! I loved Old Navy when I lived in the US but I never EVER wore my T shirts tucked into an elasticated granny tablecloth skirt I am proud to say!
She thinks she looks so edgy wearing those DMs with her crappy skirt. Newsflash Emma-you just look a complete and utter twat! Surprised you could squeeze your fat trotters into those DMs.
 
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Emma created it.
It's far too obvious. The account has 1 follower - Babs. The account follows 3 people, Babs, Nannysan, & Bruce Springsteen but not Claire his other, more successful daughter. NannySan & Claire don't follow Rog, & they would. Of course they would

NannySan was also created by Babs, as we've established - again, too obvious as Wet San has two daughters, yet the header only has "proud mom of BrummyMummyof2", not Claire, who is more accomplished, mixes in real fame circles and has won a Bafta. If Wet San had created it, she'd have both of them on her header.

Emma is bonkers, having fake accounts. Also, she may as well delete her BibbidiBobbidiBrum page as she's not posted ANYTHING Disney related on there for months and months. It's defunct, so it's pointless.
 
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Black county here - My dds school actually does make them write Mom.

We are from East Anglia originally, when we moved here, the school did keep telling her it was Mom, not Mum. First mother’s day here she came out upset because her teacher made her rewrite her card Mom.

Pissed me off no end. Yes, it’s the local dialect but it’s not the way we spell it.
 
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She usually announces when she's going to Primark. Unlucky for you, she's far too jetlagged for a jolly into town ... or should that be "lucky for you"?
 
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Oh. It's almost the 1st of May. She will draw that 'It's gonna be May' on her face again.
ooh, that's a guaranteed tingo! i can't wait to see if she manages to totally fuck it up again! last year, she really let her narcissism shine! SO good at her job! #itsGOTTAbeME

 
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See that would piss me right off. To me it’s personal choice and your heritage, neither is actually wrong both are in the dictionary along with mam, mama and ma
 
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Her feet are weird. Can’t work out what’s strange but they don’t look proportionate
 
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I actually think Bab dressed better when the kids were toddlers ...I quite like her brown Cape/ leggings / boots combo...I'll see myself out lol .
 
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They are never getting an extension….. it took them how fucking long to get those wardrobes assembled and that was by someone else! Can we seriously see fuckwit putting up with weeks or months of inconvenience no way
Plus, their house is in a conservation area. Lots of red tape, refusals and expense - and that's just in the planning stages. It won't happen.

Now that TT's senior school place is secure, they'll move.

Their previous home was much nicer, it had bigger rooms (and more of them), a beautiful brand new refitted kitchen, a huge garden with the newly built garage and office and their frontage overlooked parkland. The move to a smaller, more expensive, overlooked home with a tiny garden was bizarre.
 
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Her feet are weird. Can’t work out what’s strange but they don’t look proportionate
Because they are trotters?

I actually think Bab dressed better when the kids were toddlers ...I quite like her brown Cape/ leggings / boots combo...I'll see myself out lol .
Nope I get that. She may have dressed “old” for her time but she looked together a lot more. She didn’t have make up and didn’t look like mutton dressed as lamb.
Doc martens with a table cloth is a fucking sacrilege
 
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I actually think Bab dressed better when the kids were toddlers ...I quite like her brown Cape/ leggings / boots combo...I'll see myself out lol .
I also thought that outfit looked good. She definitely dressed better when her toddlers were toddlers!
 
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so when she was wearing chub rubs under her mini dresses and bending right over, anyine behind her would see her bum more lovely family friendly Disney content from Babs

I think the squeaky DMs are caused by her swollen feet. The DMs are actually crying out ‘help, help’ every time she moves.
 

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She must have an Ad in the pipeline the make up is Ad heavy this morning

oooh and is ‘tight’ but not too tight to treat herself to a new Marc Jacobs bag and t-shirt
..."brown saddle bag"... did she catch a glimpse of her bits in the mirror???.... ohhhhh, my bad - she means the handbag!

She's still flogging the dead horse that is her TikTok account, poor thing.

I don't understand this woman's mind AT ALL. She documents every aspect of her life from the minute she wakes up until she goes to bed. She screams lonely.
 
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