Newbie here and long time lurker but had to do a basic synopsis of this weekly vlog as I don't want people to torture themselves. We have enough going on in the world without this travesty to watch.
1) 'Sooooo bizzzzeeee with 'emails'' and uses every excuse under the sun to not to do basic tasks she needs to do around the house. It's not that hard to unpack and organise a kitchen you've had for 3 weeks you lazy moo (not going to say cow as that's an insult to the cow).
2) 'I dOn't hAvE a KiTcHeN' so spends most of the week eating out, buying ready made meals and treating herself to takeaways even though the week previously she announced the pizza was the last.
She then spends 5 minutes after showing us her food justifying her lazy eating habits. ~ Stay tuned next week folks, when Bogie transforms into either a plate of chips or a pizza #gifted from Domino's.~
3) 'Someone (probably Tattle) told me my jumpsuit gives me a camel toe' and proceeds to blow a raspberry like two year old (had to laugh out loud with that one as she looked ridiculous)
4) 70% of the vlog is her bragging about all the things she's been #ad #gifted (anyone playing Bogie Bingo will have a field day with this one). No Bogan, I'm not forking out £120 for a single pillow. We're in the middle of a worldwide crisis and we have better things to spend our money on like, oh you know food and bills. When we're quarantined, we'll stick to eating normal food whilst you chow down on your £120 pillow as you still haven't sorted out the kitchen and no one will uber chips to your door anymore.
5) My servant is coming round to help organize the house and I'm paying her back by taking her to a free spa day that I proceed to talk sh** about because they wouldn't massage my bloated trotters. Whoops, did I say servant? I meant mummy dearest. Honest mistake.
6) Shopping, shopping and ooh what's that? More SHOPPING! More basic jumpers she wears once then bulges out of and overpriced bedding she changes every month. I can't wait for the next sit down video of 'Money saving tips as a homeowner' which roughly translates to: 'Do you remember that film Confessions of a Shopaholic? That's me, guyzzz.'
7) GUYZ, BREAKING NEWS. The new headboard has some colour! It's going to be...GREY.
oh.
Nvm Bogan. You tried.
And that's the week peeps. Not worth the space it takes up on the Internet. I'm about to go read a book so I can gain the brain cells I lost whilst watching this.