She is just one big pile of begs on toast.
It’s like they discovered the opposite of the fountain of youth
Please do!! this girl gave me some tips for my next ParisWD trip that I can never find anywhere else on the internet, let alone Brogo ´s slogs!
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Babe you are obviously pretty_bluntAnyone watching that pretty_blunt on insta? she’s a Scottish comedian who rips the piss out of these insta influencers
Is it bad that I REALLY want Charlotte to get engaged first because I know it will really bloody annoy herI bet she is absolutely shitting herself waiting for banjo to propose to her you can smell the desperation.
Typical rule of thumb is apparently 10 pounds per dress size. So essentially one stone is like a size and a halfI think she is definitely bigger than a 14 because when she was in her flat and visibly smaller she bought 12/14. Don't they say half a stone is a dress size? So if she's put on 2 stone it's a size 18 approx. No shaming, jesus Im a 14 and my son is a year old tomorrow , I keep telling myself I'll loose weight then say eh next month
Completely unrelated question but this is the only thread I really comment on and wanted to see if anyone knows, but, does anyone remember an instragrammer called Amanda and her account 'our beautiful chaos'?
She watched queer eye once and decided the french tuck covers all manners of sinsShe needs to stop with the french tuck ffs it accentuates everything that shouldn’t be accentuated
Toothpick guy update!! I'm completely falling for him, if not already!! [emoji28][emoji28]
He is INCREDIBLE, truly the man of my dreams and is showing me what absolute happiness is!! I'm so happy, ladies!!!!! [emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847] 3 dates in and we're telling each other how much we care about each other and making so many plans together!! Eeeekkk!!!!
I was away this week but I’m super happy to read thisToothpick guy update!! I'm completely falling for him, if not already!! [emoji28][emoji28]
He is INCREDIBLE, truly the man of my dreams and is showing me what absolute happiness is!! I'm so happy, ladies!!!!! [emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847] 3 dates in and we're telling each other how much we care about each other and making so many plans together!! Eeeekkk!!!!
When you get married you should give boxes of toothpicks as wedding favoursThank you, ladies!!!!! [emoji847][emoji847][emoji847] I can't believe this is actually happening and all because of toothpicks!!! [emoji33][emoji33]
He had booked holiday before we met and now says he wants to cancel it as he doesn't want us to be apart for 7 days!! My heart.. Also said he'll always remember 17th August as the day it all started! [emoji3059][emoji3059][emoji3059] We're going away for a weekend in early October and of course I'll keep you ladies posted!! [emoji1787][emoji1787]
OMG HAHA!!!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]When you get married you should give boxes of toothpicks as wedding favours [emoji23]
Omg I’m creasing at ‘travel blobber’ That’s hilarious she needs to put that into her ‘bio’ Brogan the travel blobber who doesn’t actually share anything. I’m just here for the freebiesThe problem is, our B doesn't treat any of her trips as work trips, she treats them all like holidays.
She's very quick to remind us that they are 'work trips,' but when it comes down to it, she pulls out every excuse in the book about why she's not making the best of the opportunity. Too tired, too out of breath, feet hurt, wanted a quiet night etc. THIS IS YOUR JOB. I THINK MOST OF US GET TIRED AND PISSED OFF DOING OUR JOBS, BUT WE PLOUGH ON... SO GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND EXPLORE THE ISLE OF WIGHT, NOT JUST BLOODY EATERIES YOU TRAVEL V̶L̶O̶G̶G̶E̶R̶ BLOBBER
I wouldn’t have the nerve to do this it would feel so cheeky & especially when I was being paid to deliver content. Without knowing what the brief from the company was I guess we can’t say for sure that she ‘wasn’t doing her job’ they could have just gifted her stay with no obligation to do anything I wouldn’t know as I don’t keep up to date with all this blogger/vlogger nonsense. If she was meant to post about her stay, things to do, things to eat etc than she’s failed because I don’t recall seeing her do anything then lase in an egg chair, hot tub, play mini golf & eat at the onsite restaurant (which she didn’t post about) then I would highly be expecting them to send her an Invoice or not pay her as she hasn’t followed her briefShe’s left already! What did she exactly do that was worth a visit, she didn’t really sightsee, she played some mini golf, ate some food and mainly sat on her bottom in her lodge all weekend. All she did today was look round a miniature village!
This doesn’t make me want to visit Isle of Wight she may aswell went to Skegness!
DEAD. DO NOT RESUSCITATE. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]In south west of Bournemouth born and raised
In her bedroom is where she spent most of her days,
Chilling out, netlfixing in her spirit jersey with her boo
Moving on to M&Ms bag number two
When a couple of vlogs that weren’t no good
She started eating much more comfort food
She got taken off her pill and her jeans start to tear,
She says
“I’m still the same size from January I swear”
She went to her bed about seven or eight
And she said to her followers “I’m tired I’ll post my blog later”
Looking at her bed she just didn’t care,
She thought “How many days can I not wash my thick curly hair”
Thank you I’m here all week [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]