To be honest five guys do make a fucking handsome burger, so I wouldn’t turn my nose up, but to be fair, what happened to the fancy restaurants Brad? Money abit tight this month? Oh no silly me, you showed us your cough “made up” cough cough bank statement didn’t you and clearly you wouldn’t lie would you Bradley, say it ain’t so Bradley, please say you wouldn’t lie to us lol you fucking knobhead!!!!!How come bumhole got the 30 quid burger and jess only gets five guys?
Maybe jess’ hasn’t been licking his bumhole enough to earn her five star meal, so instead she gets five guys, which she looks like the type of girl to have done 5 guys in one night, if they promised her a pony lol