Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

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'This one' got into bed so rather than trying to get back to sleep on the sofa, I'll photograph him and post it on the gram. How relatable. Is there a yawn emoji? For your life, Georgie, not because you must be so tired today.
 
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If a bestie dared they would be a bestie no longer. However I suspect she only socialises with people who do the same or support her poor choices.
 
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Oooo the weather is getting warmer wonder if she will embrace the ugly air con in the attic and admit it was the only good purchase of the Reno
 
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I feel sorry for her. Is she that insecure that she’s really wearing a day dress to an evening reception what’s happened to her. Nah I don’t feel sorry for her, she’s a 60 year old looking, madge from Benidorm arse hole but seriously why the hell is she wearing a day dress to a night out. Also the fact the friend is holding bm’s tummy like she’s pregnant and they’re at her baby shower…
 
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I bet Scott with me delayed getting back from Heathrow this eve. He doesn’t want to return
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Oh no. He is home with perfume for BM and bags of sugar free sweets for the kids which will no doubt have a laxative effect!
 
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Just seen her ‘5 years ago today we found out what we were having’ Scott looked SOOO uncomfortable at her reaction and the camera. He just stared at her. It was so strange.
 
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Just seen her ‘5 years ago today we found out what we were having’ Scott looked SOOO uncomfortable at her reaction and the camera. He just stared at her. It was so strange.
I thought this too! I was like, hug her ffs, get excited with her, but it was so cold
 
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She’s very performative, everything she does is an act for social media & attention.
 
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She's the most blessed person ever for interactions with strangers. Today alone she's had two wonderful exchanges with people she doesn't know, a free drink from one and not getting a new one ripped when Quinn supposedly opened the car door onto the car next door with the woman sitting in it.

Call me a doubting Thomas if you will, but I'd believe a pig flying past the window before I believed these stories.
 
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When does a nearly 4 year old stop being called a toddler?
Toddlers toddle, hence the toddler? No?
He's a child?
I don't know why it irrates me but it does
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I think both of those stories can be added to the list of things that never happened.
 
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She has quite the imagination! If someone else’s giant 4 year old scraped her car she would go mental. Doorstep deliveries and staring off into the distance while swilling gin round her mouth would be needed asap.
 
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