She needs more than the content of that box to sort out her dry damaged dodgy blonde wig 
Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!
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I never want hair like hers
Give them a yogurt and some fruit or even some ice cream like a normal person you bleeping cockwomble.
She's nuts
Won’t pay for swimming lessons as they are too Spenny but will pay £6 for a couple of snacks. Make it make sense.
Let’s face it it’s absolutely nothing to do with cost when it comes to swimming lessons it’s the basic fact she would have to commit to something and give up her own time. Which in turn means less drinking time and flouncing round Tkmaxx whenever she fancies
Her 3 year old just named Coke as his favourite drink, she should be ashamed!!
She’s on live getting ready for a night out. Says she feels like tit because someone took a photo of her last week that she hates so she wanted to come online for everyone to ‘hype her up’. Ie- tell her how amazing she is. 
Still using the dregs of the CID highlighter that’s about 338 years old.
Pulled out a lipstick and said ‘oh great, Quinn’s been at this’ - like how? How does your toddler get enough time alone in your ‘walk in wardrobe’ to find and mess up your lipsticks.
Still using the dregs of the CID highlighter that’s about 338 years old.
Pulled out a lipstick and said ‘oh great, Quinn’s been at this’ - like how? How does your toddler get enough time alone in your ‘walk in wardrobe’ to find and mess up your lipsticks.