Neroli you old cynic. How dare you suggest this upstanding man / saviour of all England / our real PM, cheated out of his job by backstabbers etc etc would do such an underhand thing?
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No doubt the "sympathy baby's" birth will be announced just before the Privileges Committee damning verdict on his/her daddy's behaviours re all those naughty parties?
Thought it was because of the report from the standards committee saying he misled parliament and recommending a suspension long enough to potentially trigger a by-election.
Plus some of the resignation peerages were sent back to another committee to review especially Nadine as that would trigger a by-election so she resigned triggering a by-election.
- “Stop all the clocks, cut up the television, prevent the dog from doing… that *opens bottle of wine*”
- “That snake traitor channel BBC!”
- “Most trusted condiment”
- “The former *for-now* Prime Minister”