I think this is why Raab may have to be caretaker. Its summer recess in a few weeks but some things need to be done before that.
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sky new's reporting he'll be the acting PM until Autumn! hell hath no fury than Boris scorned!
So has he gone? But not till autumn? May did something similar didn't she how is he gonna do it till then 
apparently the latest "Scandal" is that he has a child with his hairdresser...the scandal is that he has a hairdrsser, woman should be ashamed of herself absolute state of him
How desperate must you be to shag Boris?
I mean… she probably doesn’t have the time to actually do his hair if they’re shagging
I just cant get these women at all, just looking and listening to him makes me want to vomit, and of course the fact that as a person he is a complete lieing lazy bleep tops it off
well she certainly wasn't styling his hair!
But he said he wouldn't do this 
Zoella sorry Suella for PM!!!!!
Zoella sorry Suella for PM!!!!!
I just hope everyone realises that just because Johnson is going, very little will change. The Tories will still be running the country ( into the ground ) and there’s a distinct possibility the Prime Minister will be this demented fuckbucket
The only difference is going to be that whoever they elect is going to probably be competent enough to lie continuously without it being totally obvious
Why is she in a Tank? Was this today? Bit extreme, he's going.
Has the idiot gone yet?
Both Tory commentators on R4 said Zahawi. Can't see it myself, but who knows? I thought Sunak was a shoe in for the first Asian PM.
It’s one of her Poundland Thatcher impressions.
Girlfriend loves a photo op in a ridiculous outfit.
And the thing is, apart from Carrie and Jennifer Arcuri who shagged him as a way up the greasy
pole, Boris' wives/ lovers have all been intelligent women with pretty stellar careers, yet they have all fallen for his crap and chosen him to be the father of their children! All I can think if is that they were the type of girls who never messed about at school, worked hard, and then went mad when faced with someone who was a bit maverick who promised to show them a good time.
<shudder>
I'm glad you asked that, I wondered as well.
Also wondering how long it's going to take for Dominic Cummings to pop up!
three words that should never appear in the same sentence without a health-warning. Boris. Greasy. Pole.
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