Boris Johnson #3

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The memes and videos doing the rounds are hilarious, there's one with Teresa May strutting into the downing Street party as BJ says Christmas is cancelled. They really haven't a hope of people following what they say now which is totally shit.
 
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I reckon Sir Tom Marcus Anton Dec. Capitalise on the names of people that us plebs actually have a little respect for.
 
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I reckon Sir Tom Marcus Anton Dec. Capitalise on the names of people that us plebs actually have a little respect for.
You do know the baby is a girl right?
Do you not think the poor little thing already has the huge disadvantage of having a lying fatberg and a conniving dingbat for parents? Naming her after an old man and a drunk driver seems overly harsh.
 
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You do know the baby is a girl right?
Do you not think the poor little thing already has the huge disadvantage of having a lying fatberg and a conniving dingbat for parents? Naming her after an old man and a drunk driver seems overly harsh.
A girl? Christ he will struggle to find any women he admires to cash in on
 
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Maybe they will call her Tia Maria- after the nightcap they all had before they left the party.
 
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So true, bang on true.
 
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This is all too convenient. I think she's had a hastily-arranged elective C-section. I had 4 inductions and they all took fucking days. Oh the ordeal! It takes at least an hour to get you all registered and set up with the monitors and gel/cannula stuff. I would love to have waltzed into the hospital at 7.40 like Carrie and had my baby in my arms a couple of hours later.
 
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Great point.
 
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Based on the Boris kids names we do know I predict a first name with a classics link, or an old school 'posh' vibe. Maybe both - Octavia, Pandora, Olympia etc. Middle names will be family names like Wilfred's.

Boris's mother Charlotte died in September, so maybe that as a middle. His maternal grandmother was Frances. Stanley's mother was called Irene. Carrie's mother is Josephine, but I don't know her maternal grandmother's name. Her father's mother was Anne. (thank you wiki for these facts I do not care for except right now to guess the name).

 
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It's easy to slate Boris. I am no fan. But what's the other option? Stop moaning and give me a solution. Liz Truss? Dishi Rishi? Really?

The true tragedy imo is that there is no credible opposition. Sir Keir comes across as a decent fellow. Dull, but decent. But you know, YOU KNOW, that the Labour Party can't be trusted, they will either bankrupt the nation or elect a load of loonies to the front bench. You know that.

I voted for the Green Party last time. Which is a bit of a joke because I believe nuclear energy is the way forward in terms of sustainable energy, but the Green's are against that. Makes no sense to me. But hey ho.
 
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