Biscuit Wars

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I always see these in the shop and have to stop myself buying them cos it’ll probably lead to an addiction 😂 They look soooo good!
Their honestly so good you need to try them! The Asda i go to don't do them only the Morrisons which I hardly go to. Which is good cos I'd be addicted too 😂
 
Cookies, custard creams and those caramel digestives would be in my God tier. I love a fig roll too, I’d put that in my top tier with the bourbon. 🍪
 
I’m not getting the God tier either. I do like a party ring but I don’t buy them. A chocolate hobnob with tea is the dream. But also love a bourbon and custard cream. But my fave biscuit is a club followed by penguin. Also love a viscount. Off to the Asda to buy some clubs!
 
I think malted milks and Jammie dodgers are the biscuit kings
I love a malted milk.

I'd have hob nobs, Jammy Mallows, M&S Almond biscuits and Choco Leibniz in God Tier, not bothered about the rest other than to put Rich Tea in the crap tier
 
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WTF are those vile pink party rings doing in the God tier? Was this monstrosity of a list compiled by someone wearing a blindfold sticking a pin in biscuit pictures to define the rankings? Biscuits are serious stuff, part of our staple diet. Where is the legendary Kit Kat?
I think I need a lie down.
 
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WTF are those vile pink party rings doing in the God tier? Was this monstrosity of a list compiled by someone wearing a blindfold sticking a pin in biscuit pictures to define the rankings? Biscuits are serious stuff, part of our staple diet. Where is the legendary Kit Kat?
I think I need a lie down.
I'd put a Kitkat as a chocolate bar, not a biscuit.....
 
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Party Rings in the God Tier? Aye, if you’re 5! 🙄 😂

Where’s the Tunnocks Tea Cake?! Chocolate Hobnobs need to be God Tier, anything less is blasphemy. Choco Leibniz?! Shortbread?!

Don’t get me started on those chocolate bars. duck you, Dave!
 
Party Rings in the God Tier? Aye, if you’re 5! 🙄 😂

Where’s the Tunnocks Tea Cake?! Chocolate Hobnobs need to be God Tier, anything less is blasphemy. Choco Leibniz?! Shortbread?!

Don’t get me started on those chocolate bars. duck you, Dave!
My boyfriend went out and got party rings after I showed him this ranking. I must say, I do think they are god tier worthy 🤣
 
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My God tier would be: Party Rings, Jam-filled teacakes (Lyons preferably), Chocolate Fingers, Jammy Dodgers (but with cream added, I think Foxes do them), Mint Viscount, Chocolate Digestives, Ginger Biscuits, Chocolate Malted Milk.

rit tier: Bourbons, Fig Rolls, Garibaldi, Nice, Morning Coffee. 😂

The jam mallows are an Irish thing, no? Made by Kimberly. They're ok but not God tier, no way. Plus I only eat the mallow and not the jam or biscuit part which defeats the purpose. I see no tunnocks tea cakes or caramel wafer. The mid tier mallow and coconut thing is super nice.
Oh I forgot about Caramel wafers. They are the creme-de-la-creme of wafer biscuits. 🤣 I shall have to stick them on next weeks shopping list now. 🤣