Biscuit Wars

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Where are Cadbury crunchy melts? Whoever compiled this list is not a biscuit connoisseur.
 
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What is top-left? An extra chunky Wagon Wheel?

No Bahlsen Biscuits either 😭
I think it's a Jacobs Chocolate Kimberly.
They're great in fairness, much, much better than a Wagon Wheel imo.
Agreed re Bahlsen biscuits, and where are the Lotus/Biscoff biscuits?!
 
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That list is an abomination.

I don't want to know what that mallow thing, but it, the party rings and the pink wafers can all get in the bin.

Choco leibniz need to be on the top row (especially the Baileys version which are like food from the gods) with the hobnobs, choc digestives and cookies. Oh and maybe a shortbread too, those ones that you get in a tin at Christmas :ROFLMAO:
 
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Pink wafers in the tit tier :oops: no way they are bloody great!
The god tier is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
 
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That list is an abomination.

I don't want to know what that mallow thing, but it, the party rings and the pink wafers can all get in the bin.

Choco leibniz need to be on the top row (especially the Baileys version which are like food from the gods) with the hobnobs, choc digestives and cookies. Oh and maybe a shortbread too, those ones that you get in a tin at Christmas :ROFLMAO:
Have you had the white choco leibniz 😱 amazing
 
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Hobnobs and Caramel Digestives are the best - they need to be in the god tier. I'm also rather partial to a Nice biscuit - kind plain but addictive.
 
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Who the duck puts party rings in the top tier? Also Fox’s milk chocolate rounds are missing and they are lushhh
 
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My god tier would be jammy dodgers, caramel digestive, bourbons, those Fox's biscuits that is like a cookie dipped in chocolate on one side and jaffa cakes. Jaffa cakes are in with the biscuits at the shop therefore they are a biscuit 🤭
 
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Caramel Digestives should be number 1 in the god tier - they’ve accompanied me to all 3 of my children’s births :ROFLMAO:

 
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Where are the choco leibniz
I love that Tesco sell about two or maybe three varieties of those, and that's including a weird orange chocolate one, and then you go in Waitrose and they have an entire set of shelves dedicated to about 20 different varieties!
 
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Dave can shove their chocolate ranking up their a as well. Who puts a Kitkat that low? And who ranks a Lion or Topic in god tier!! Sickening.
 
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That chocolate tier is rubbish. Some of the best chocolate bars aren't even there. Where are the double deckers?
 
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Bit of a weird list! Here's mine.....

God tier - Fox's Viennese, chocolate chip cookies, Chocolate Fingers
Top tier - chocolate digestives, shortbread, Pink Wafers, Fox's Crunch Cream
Mid tier - digestives, Coconut rings, Bourbons
Meh tier - Rich tea, Ginger nuts, Nice, HobNobs, Jammy Dodgers, Custard Cream
rit tier - Garibaldi, Malted Milk
 
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